That's not how the Force works

“good intrusive thoughts” i know you all get your entire scientific education off random tumblr posts but please for the love of god read even just one psych paper. im begging

or even just take an english class. “intrusive” means you don’t want them. they’re unwelcome. they can NEVER be fun or quirky or funny because by definition they are unsettling, unwelcome, and INTRUSIVE. jesus fucking christ 

theyre called thoughts

people are still patriotic in 2020? grow up? do not ask for what you can do for your country but what human rights violations they are currently committing and why you should hate them. 

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

when you pull your blanket up and punch yourself in the face

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

oh learning this wasnt made like, yesterday, made me jump out of my SKIN.

Who is @professional-dog-hugger really

I’m just a dumbass who unfortunately could have never predicted this hellish timeline. I am not the OP, but this website, in all it’s dysfunctional glory, made me appear to be since the actual OP appears to have deactivated. Sorry on behalf of the staff for the mix up I guess

OP was assassinated for being too powerful and you were left as the scapegoat im so sorry.

I can’t believed tumblr force-kinned me into an unholy prophet, doomed to pay for the crimes of another

literally the most terrifying vibes I’ve seen on any post ever

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

It will be a cold day in hell of I dont reblog this when I see it

I knew I loved Tom Hardy for a reason

Tom hardy is a fucking mood

not enough voluminous skirts with pockets big enough for apples