hot damn!

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

thinking about developing a social skill soon

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

I don’t freak unless froken to, thanks

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait