Mrs Desi Arnaz

So last week or so Buzzfeed made an article entitled "21 Hardships Only Adult One Direction Fans Understand"

And while it made some good points.. Vicky (nooelgallagher) and I thought they left out A LOT of things so we kind of rewrote an entire list.

You just learned a bit about me:

I am a cuddler.

I am a morning person.

I am an only child.

I am currently in my pajamas.

I am currently pregnant.

I am left handed.

l am right handed.

I am ambidextrous.

I am a little shy around another gender.

I bite my nails. 

I can be paranoid at times. 

I enjoy country music.

I enjoy smoothies. 

I enjoy talking on the phone.

I have a car.

I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.

I have a hidden talent.

I have a pet.

I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person.

I have all my grandparents. 

I have been to another country.

I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.

I have caller I.D. on my phone.

I have bathed someone.

I have changed a diaper.

I have changed a lot over the past year.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have had major/minor surgery.

I have killed another person.

I have had my hair cut within the last week.

I have mood swings.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I have rejected someone before.

I like the taste of blood. 

I love Michael Jackson.

I love sleeping.

I love to shop.

I own 100 CDs or more.

I own and use a library card.

I read books for pleasure in my spare time. 

I sleep a lot during the day. 

I watch soap operas on a regular basis.

I work at a job that I enjoy.

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. 

I am wearing socks.

I am tired.

I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.

I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month. 

I have/had:

Finished college.

Smoked cigarettes. 

Ridden every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid.

Gone to a concert.

Helped someone.

Spun turn tables.

Watched four movies in one night.

Been broken up with. 

Taken a college level course. 

Been in a car accident. (minor)

Been in a tornado.

Watched someone die.

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself. 

Ran a marathon.

Your parents got divorced.

Cried yourself to sleep. 

Spent over $200 in one day. 

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Had a best friend.

Lost someone you loved.

Skipped school.

Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library. 

Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.

Fired a gun.

Been in a school play.

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Attempted suicide.

Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Used a coloring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.

Had more than 5 online conversations going at once. 

Had a hamster.

Dyed your hair.

Had something pierced. 

Gotten straight A’s.

Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown

Medium brown

Dark brown

Blonde

Black

Dirty blonde 

Strawberry blonde

Multicoloured

Red

My eyes are:

Brown

Dark Brown

Black

Blue

Green

Hazel

Light brown

A combination of things

Ice Blue

Grey

People sometimes label me as:

Slut

Girly

Ugly 

Nerd

Other

Some of my biggest fears are:

Spiders/other insects 

Slimy things

Dying

Doctor/Dentist appointments 

Hospitals 

Needles

Disease

Being alone in the dark

Heights

Small spaces

Oceans/large bodies of water

Holes

Large animals

Small animals

Open spaces

Lightning

Tornadoes

I have:

A friend with benefits

A laptop in my room

A television in my room

Good grades

My own car 

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