ESCAPE FROM REALITY!

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

what do red pandas even do

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Stop sign day

STOP SIGN DAY

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

#my brain deciding what information to retain

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps