Dunkin bacon is lowkey made of car crash victims

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.

im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage

i’m NEVER going to “be quiet” about being physically disabled btw. Everyone has to get even louder about it.

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead