catgirl IS a gender

Her cheerleader friends are supportive, like "Are you kidding, girl? You played Sonic on your iPhone once! She's not out of your league!" but she still doubts if she'd be enough to keep up with Erin's zest for life.

My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him think there was a person in his room.

So, of course, for his 14th birthday we decided to buy 14 of them and fill his room when he was out. 

When he got back home and went upstairs we waited to see how he would react and weren’t disappointed when we heard loud screams and curses. 

Then, because I’m an asshole, I moved them into our guest room (aka, my dad’s closet) after my dad had fallen asleep.

I was woken up this morning by my dad screaming.

Clearly because this is a fantastic idea, whoever pisses me off will wake up surrounded by smiley balloons.

*cools ur dashboard down*

If the samurai outriders has ten fans, then I am one of them.

If the samurai outriders has only one fan then that is me.

If the samurai outriders has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

Sometimes a family is a man possessed by a spirit of vengeance, a dhampir vampire hunter, the merc with a mouth, and the Norse god of lies

There's a cool Undertale SOUL trait quiz going around, I'm Undertale Yellow.