how is she supposed to do a House impression when she’s like three apples tall
"i'm being house it's funny" she's so laaaame she's 3 apples tall and a dorky loser and i love herrrrrrr she's so silly all the time
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how is she supposed to do a House impression when she’s like three apples tall
"i'm being house it's funny" she's so laaaame she's 3 apples tall and a dorky loser and i love herrrrrrr she's so silly all the time

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how it feels to become an active participant in your own life
how it feels to Wake Up
Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.
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harlivy being girlfriends ✿ batcat... sponsored by Sinners (highly recommend it if you haven't seen it!)
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i LOVE how devastating the final scene in the batman is. bruce & selina facing each other one last time. they can see each other better now, understand each other better now.
but they have to let each other go
its the only way, because selina needs to get out so bad, and bruce needs to stay. he wants to stay. he wants her to stay too, but he can't ask that of her.
my favourite part is how he leans in to kiss her, slow like the movement itself is asking if he can & she pulls away just enough for him to know not to. its a slightly awkward jerk and dip of his head and then he just... asks her to take care of herself instead.
it's just a simple line, but selina's been asserting that she can take care of herself the entire movie, a gentle reminder to it is his own way of telling her to be careful.
and selina had thrown him a bone, inviting him to run away with her even though she knew, i think, deep down, he couldnt. wouldn't. but she had to give the offer anyway. maybe it's her version of telling him she cares
i rewatch this scene specifically every so often to torture myself with it. its truly a work of art.
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I'm never getting over the fact that Bruce pivoted the entire plot of The Batman (particularly his trajectory through it) after encountering Selina. He's helping Jim Gordon investigate Mayor Mitchell's murder. Ok. The leads they have so far take him to The Iceberg Lounge and the Penguin. Ok. Following Selina afterwards makes complete sense–he correctly deduced that she was somehow linked to the girl with Mitchell in the photo, who he was trying to find. Ok. And, success! Selina leads him right to her. He's looking right at her. But this is when things turn towards the illogical.
You can even pinpoint the exact moment he loses the plot–Selina goes to get Annika a glass of water, and Bruce's eyeline pov leaves her, the person he was actually looking for, and stays on Selina. Then when Selina goes to her bedroom, he moves–literally, bodily moves–from the apartment's main window to her bedroom window. It's a wrap at this point. "he's totally driven by base impulse re: selina." When she leaves, that's his opportunity to confront Annika–the person who personally knew Mitchell and might have information about what led to his murder (this is later confirmed)–without interference. And yet...he hops on his bike and follows Selina again, to who the hell knows. Leaving his biggest lead behind. 🙃 I have to mention @clawsnoir, one of the only people I've seen point this out–"following her was not the smart move (cornering annika would have been) but he couldn't help himself" (x).
So, when he confronts Selina at the Mitchell home, and asks if he hurt Annika and “What does she know?”, it's wild because he could've been (should've been), at that very moment, asking all this to Annika (also, if he was, she might not have gotten abducted; not then, at least). Then after he admits to being a Peeping Tom, he tells Selina, “Let's go talk to her,” and it's like, this is insane, because you were just...there...could've been talking to her right now. 🥴 Selina's connection to Annika, that Bruce just happened to stumble upon, was initially supposed to be a means to an end–then all of a sudden they're an "us" and he's recruiting her to be his partner in investigating the mayor’s murder. Crazy business.
Fun fact : romance and love were created after that one scene from the batman where during the mayor’s funeral, bruce thinks the woman with falcone is selina and he is so fixated on her that he almost exposes his identity by going up to him looking for a fight.
speaking of hedging, one criticism i always hate that's often levelled against people doing media criticism or analysis is variations on "oh they think all their opinions are correct" yeah i'd hope so--don't understand why someone would hold an opinion they think is wrong! i hate the culture of endlessly qualifying everything you say to mollify an interlocutor who feels like your strongly held opinion is an imposition on their free will and i think nobody ought to bend to it. make your criticisms and points with your fucking chest. if you think you need my permission to disagree with me then you will die my thrall and be buried in my tomb
Have I mentioned how much I love it when vigilantes (particularly the Bats) beat up the cops? Not just because of my personal belief that ACAB, but sometimes it can feel like street tier heroes are just cops in masks, or military-adjacent. I love it when the narrative makes it very clear that they are acting outside of the law and they know it, and the cops aren’t always in the right.
I kept forgetting to post this, but here is an art piece I made for my brother for Christmas, I'm not super into the Absolute Martian Manhunter comics but it's one of his favorites. Down below is the before pant step that I think is kinda fun too

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