doodles & caffeine

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

City boy Bruce Wayne standing behind a centaur and getting kicked in the face. Batman calling Bane a, quote “Little Bitch” unquote on national TV. Harley Quinn christening a prototype batmobile “the BatNasty”. The Penguin frantically screaming at Bruce “YOU THINK YOU’RE HIM?!?!? YOU’RE NOT HIM!!!!!” like a twitter powerscaler. Jim Gordon telling Bruce he figured out his secret identity because who the fuck else in Gotham is 6’9 and 420 lbs. and 6’9 ft, 420 lbs are his exact measurements. btw. There’s also this panel:

i love seeing them though because we have a terrible and hilarious game. in the aviary i will be leaving out fruit skewers and things for them, and then i’ll dramatically lie on my side and pretend i died. it takes about 5 minutes, and then there’s an entire flock of lorikeets climbing on me, squeaking, nibbling and investigating.

the next part of the game is popping up my head and going “boo!” which is where the real fun begins, because the little rainbow nightmares jump, and then get delighted and start happy squealing and bouncing around (and chewing because they truly never stop)

Superman has Luthor

Batman has the Joker