they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

After a while, clinical depression just gets annoying, bro. It's like shooing away house flies, but the house flies want you to kill yourself