"whats your favourite genre of music" songs that i like. it's pretty cool every single song in that genre is one that i like

Don't care, didn't read, plus your blade did not make a cool shwing sound when you drew it to show that it is as sharp as mine

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

you should be fucking the most thematically significant person in your life

puts on the evil cursed amulet but my behavior doesn't change at all and i just keep doing exactly what i was doing except i'm much more confident at it now

be careful going for walks this september. the air might smell like recess in second grade and you might get sick to your stomach with melancholia

(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

People on Tumblr love to subvert something that is already subverted and wind up with the normal thing again.

i know this is an extremely basic baby’s first feminism observation but it does genuinely drive me crazy how for the most part stories about men are presumed to be universal and stories about women are About Women

I like it when characters are really close friends but theyre like. Bad at friendship. like theyre not great people . theyre not necessarily always good to each other. But they are friends!! Incredibly close friends at that!!!! They're Just Not GOOD At It

the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it

I promise I'm really smart it's just all my best thoughts get lost in The Fog