doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

shoots you with my cupid arrow but you lowkey die

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

"whats your favourite genre of music" songs that i like. it's pretty cool every single song in that genre is one that i like

Don't care, didn't read, plus your blade did not make a cool shwing sound when you drew it to show that it is as sharp as mine

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

you should be fucking the most thematically significant person in your life

puts on the evil cursed amulet but my behavior doesn't change at all and i just keep doing exactly what i was doing except i'm much more confident at it now

be careful going for walks this september. the air might smell like recess in second grade and you might get sick to your stomach with melancholia

(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.