Local Trash Goblin

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

I miss my ocs,,,I MISS MY OCS,,, <-can draw them at any time

*ungreats your dane*

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically