Local Trash Goblin

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

C

YOUNG MAN

A

THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

UONG MAN

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday