In a constant state of confusion

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

was crawling around on the floor for like 2 hours blocking my dress #mydress and chat. my back. it hurts.

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much

where the fuck did you get that

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

We must do everything in our power to eradicate Mormonism.

I will wage a holy war in Utah the likes of which the world has never seen.

finally, dune for women