CrystalSkulls

Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.

as if time or distance is a real concept in the hannibal universe

I hate how far away everything is but how quick the transitions are—

can we get a montage of hannibal angrily switching radio channels to find one good opera song while driving to get his bitch ass empath

"Is Hannibal in love with me?" Bitch he never even brought up the gas money he clearly spent😭

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the real suspension of disbelief in hannibal is that anyone from VIRGINIA would drive to MARYLAND at least once a week for a therapy appointment. 

The fact that they would have to get on the 495 Beltway between all these places is proof that every single person on this show is UNHINGED.

Hannibal Heritage Post

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

stardew valley is crazy because imagine moving to a town with a population of like 28 or something and 12 of those people are bisexual and Want You

(almost) every ep of black sails i watch i’m like ‘this is the greatest television episode ever made’ and then i watch the next one and i’m like ‘THIS is the greatest television episode ever made’ and then i watch the next one and

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

my parents sold me to oingo boingo... one direction didn’t want me

god i fucking love venn diagrams 

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

concernedape should release an update where townspeople start running against lewis for mayor and you can campaign for your chosen candidate and whoever you support ends up influencing the town's economy and vibe like the faction you side with in new vegas

if anyone needs me i’ll be ripping the LED headlights out of every vehicle in the country