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platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

That’s it, that’s distilled to their essence

You know who you are

do you want me to put that fictional man in a situation for you miss

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

They are so shaped

one of the animals ever for sure

Egernia depressa, delightfully social skinks from Australia that are doing everything in their power to look as un-skink-like as possible.

i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them

im a bite guarantee

I'm so serious about being kind above all else. it has genuinely changed the way I interact with the world on a fundamental level and has made me so so much happier.

the other day, someone said something quite nasty and I patiently and kindly explained to them why I didn't think that was an okay thing to say. I treated them like they were my friend. they apologised! we didn't start arguing, and they reconsidered their stance on the matter. this has happened SO MANY TIMES. this is not a one off experience. every single time I am kind to someone who chose to be mean, it startles them into being kind back to me.

there are many many times where I thought someone was being abrasive, but I was kind to them anyway, and found out that they just didn't realise that what they were saying was hurtful. it starts a chain reaction and it will make you so much happier in life. please try it? try it just once! be kind to a cruel stranger. you might be surprised.

i actually kinda like it when a character getting better includes them becoming weirder and less polite and more confusing and strange. no more "domestication" i wanna see the weird guy be weird!!!

Wait I have another one sorry

me when im giving birth to my twins