“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

I have the perverts mind and the perverts heart. My soul? that is also quite perverted.

I love this website so much

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

i love how dan and phil are constantly like "we fuck. we love to fuck each other. we do this all of the time. sucking dick and eating ass and anal sex are so fun!" but even a VAGUE implication of them kissing is WAYYYY too scandalous for us to hear about so far. they've only allowed the slightest implication of cuddles, kissing is like phan 4th base

i am a terrified dog shaking in the corner this 4th of july. because not only do dnp kiss, they kiss in pinof

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce