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“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time

ttrpg seinfeld

jerry pretends to understand the rules of shadowrun to impress his new girlfriend. elaine helps him fill out his character sheets but accidentally bases all the characters on famous terrorists she saw on the news. george starts a paid GM service but keeps finding ways to partykill his players so he doesn't have to work the full hour. kramer gets into chuubo's

elaine tries to break up with her goth boyfriend by repeatedly killing his character in her vtm game but discovers that he finds it romantic. george gets into trouble when a botched kickstarter scam puts him on the hook to deliver a 5e licensed adaptation of the dictionary

jerry joins a dream askew table to prove that he's a good roleplayer after his ex-girlfriend calls him a 'trad gamer'. kramer tries to get out of being contracted to write a supplement for an OSR game after he realizes that the creator of the game is racist

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

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At the end of the day, my thoughts on job hunting are that it's incredibly stupid how every fiber of our current socioeconomic structure is screaming that you MUST have a job and nothing else matters because you MUST be working and that's the only thing of true importance so never forget that you MUST have a job, and I'm like damn okay so I'd like a job, can I have one? And the answer is No

honestly surprised i havent seen anyone on my dash talking abt what is being done to Lexi Love