I like Dragons

So my partner gets super close to two other students in his program. He was a film student so his senior year was being capped off by him making a movie. He decides he's going to make a movie about him turning into a salmon. He gets crazy into it. He starts eating salmon for every meal. He buys a bunch of salmon-related stuff. We found a T-shirt at Goodwill with a salmon on it and he thought it was divine intervention that he was doing the right thing. He walks into the freezing-cold Puget sound fully clothed several times to "get into it." He watches videos of salmon spawning and is like, "Nothing is more poignant than this." He gets a tattoo of three salmon on his arm.

The entire time the two students he got really close to are fully enabling him. It's a folie á trois sort of situation. They're out until six in the morning doing creepy art school shit and encouraging his (possibly no longer fictional) desire to become a salmon. My partner has an answer for everything. "Salmon get eaten by bears," I say. "That's a cool as fuck way to die," he says blithely. "And Salmon are free of the yoke of capitalism."

And if I dared to say, Hey, this is....getting a little odd..., he would throw a full-scale tantrum. I'm not supporting his dream (I wasn't sure at this point if it was his dream to be a filmmaker or his dream to become a salmon). I'm basically like, okay. Be a salmon! Fuck!

tf did they put in these tonics

She’s a horrible liar. She melts like ice whenever Rumi pouts and withers when she has to tell Mira no.

What's the first photo (you're willing to share) on your phone?

mine:

@me0w-me0wme0w @applepieandcupcakess

mine's kinda boring cause i just posted this lolll

Mine is a picture of me on my first day of kindergarten 😭

Hello kitty mahjong

Big ikea I drove by

Gluten Free mac and cheese!

I don't have a lot of pictures on my phone lol, this phone is new and I wanted to have fresh storage space on it so I nuked my gallery (all of the photos are saved on that phone) and this is the oldest pic I have :) made it myself!

the answer is a tiny frog I found in the pool when I went to Florida + my hand. I didn't have a banana for scale so I had to use my hand

my current project of sorts? one of those decorative curtains you put on kitchen windows. i thought it'd be fun to color in all those stars. completely underestimated how long this is gonna take but when i'm done it's gonna look awesomeeee

cows. moooo

This absolute bullshit that happened in a game I was a bit rabid over and that I needed on my phone in the moment

most of my gallery is memes and random pics from pinterest

@deadcorvid @yard-3103 @blasphemous-bastard @wispthicket @miraculousglitter @aroacepotato