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Just remembered that I'm very bad at remembering to tag things/provide image IDs/etc and people on this webbed site use those.

If you have something that you want me to tags or anything like that, this is the spot to let me know. I understand that not everyone likes being bombarded with Splatoon fanart on the dash and life's too short to not block tags, so this is the spot where I can gather all that shit in one place.

#if you want it to be anonymous you can still obviously dm me #but it will still probably end up here so i can keep everything in one place #because i am a forgetful idiot #hence why i havent had a pinned post since the beginning of '23 #also does other spicy food make your nose run?#cuz spicy food sure doesnt for me

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the-quasar-hero

Took my knight to a 3D movie and she kept brandishing her steel at every movement that came off the screen. Fucking embarrassing, dawg 😔

lamborghinea-pig

Bro I took my jester to the same show and he didn't even flinch once. I got more humor out of your knight. Swapsies?

the-quasar-hero

The last time we traded you gave me a Paladin that swore an oath to every deity she ever heard of. Do you know how many deities there are in Hinduism? Her oaths speech took days to finish.

lamborghinea-pig

But look how dedicated she is!

the-quasar-hero

She does her speech at full volume throughout the night! I can’t sleep! She does it every little inconvenience.

lamborghinea-pig

Be fair to me though, what i got for her? The "assassin"? Yeah, only with her rapier wit. I took her at her guileful word and she was captured when she was sent on a mission to assassinate....one of my greater foes. Turns out even magic can only make your words cut so much and she was immediately captured. Lying ass bard.

the-quasar-hero

In my defense she convinced me she was an assassin and I just believed her.

nitewrighter

Bulldozer parents??

It's a term for a parent who basically clears away every possible challenge or bit of friction for their kid, which both isolates and stunts the development of the kid. They basically make life hell for teachers or anyone who has to work professionally with kids because they're so protective that the kid never develops a sense of, "You have to communicate your needs to people other than your parents" or "You have to do things for yourself" or "Society runs on social contracts such as not screaming in the library stairwell."

staticbluue

“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”

This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.

socialistexan

Not getting a ton of reporting in US news, but the Trump administration is going after donors to Palestine, including going as far as international extradition under the guide of "counterterrorism"

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plaguedocboi

Conversation between my two coworkers:

“The two genders are girl scout and keebler elf”

“Everything else is a snail”

moldavite

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

thebibliosphere

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

emperorpenguin

pansyfemme

cant stand when a mocktail costs as much as actual alcohol. Like i guess i would understand it if they used really fancy ingrediants but sometimes its like soda + juice in a nice glass for 9$ and its like cmon

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katy1kenobi

I love when straight men are homophobic toward lesbians by hanging shit on us for eating pussy. Like the puffed chest “carpet muncher” as if they didn’t just tell us they’ve never made their girlfriend cum.

figtree34

Shoutout to the guy I did a training with once who referred to someone as a “carpet muncher” and when I told him that wasn’t appropriate turned out to have only heard the phrase in passing and assumed it meant someone who preferred to sit on the floor and had been using it that way for who knows how long and was absolutely mortified. Hope you’re thriving, buddy.

neopoints

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerryterry

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

jerryterry

Did it the lazy easy way:

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

nyawave

FETISH?????????

mias-back-from-the-dead

god i wish i were you

dust-princess

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

hikari-ni-naritai

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

miraculous-writings

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

vocabulary-altering-posts

PHRASE ADDED!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD”

apolism

RAINRAIN

hotvampireadjacent

and-make-it-double

THIS FUCKING BODY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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gayvampyr

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

hydrahowl

normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow

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