i used to shill my merch on here

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

This is probably a crazy idea but I'm in a "normal ideas aren't working so let's get nuts" kind of situation.

For $30, I will write a scene for you.

We've all been struck by particular moments in our blorbo's lives or scenarios to jam them in to make them suffer. It's my favorite kind of thing to write.

So give me some blorbos and I will make that scene happen.

Full deets on the page, but aiming for 600-900 word scene sketches, one revision. 10 slots for now but we'll see how well I can bang them out.

Welp, it finally happened. I paid my rent. And now I have no savings left.

Employment still eludes on account of the defective bones and the AIpocalypse. Unemployment ran out months ago. I have no income beyond Ko-fi and the book or two I sell every month. Can't even get food stamps because of the hell world.

So if you want to help keep me from being homeless by next month, shoot me a donation, buy one or all of those books and games from the Ko-fi shop or my DTRPG page.

Also you can read my stories over here. It doesn't give me any money but it does give me a reason to life, because I am in spite of everything, a writer at heart. Your attention feeds my soul.