an authentic lemonade experience

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

Oblivion persuasion wheel

i'm very happy with cookie clicker's success of course but it's difficult to tell if it was a freak fluke or if there was some sort of unsuspected secret sauce at play. could i do it again. modesty aside somewhere in my hundreds of design docs for other game ideas there could be the game industry equivalent of a nuclear bomb. i must tread lightly

[lazy as shit, doesn't make anything] i.m saving the world