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love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

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how i expected my bly manor binge to go:

how it went:

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Protestors pulled down a statue of a slave trader in Bristol and it’s the biggest story on national news. Good.

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Lmfao they threw the statue into the harbour.

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I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

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homophobia is monica marrying chandler instead of rachel

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homopbia is chandler marrying monica instead of joey

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homophobia is ross

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i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

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me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

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Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

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Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

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Women’s Section: Oh you want a plain tee-shirt? Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section: Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through. Have a nice day!

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Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

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Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

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i found the post again

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Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

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Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

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that one thermometer scene // inspired by the iconique @the-cheeky-geek-monkey

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Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

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2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

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3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

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4. Website doesn’t post a “timeline” with laser-targeted ads about me.

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5. Non-algorythmic feed. It lets me read shit in the order it was posted.

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6. Can’t see other people’s follower counts. Big and small blogs interact/mix better, no one is idolized.

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7. Collective insanity

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8. Gay content

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My mom: You need to start liking girly things

Me: *starts liking girls*

My mom:

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Gonna reblog this every time it pops up on my dashboard.

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jackie groenen shutting down reporters sexist questions since 2k19

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