#dicktoobomb

i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so

I know that “ACAB” is an acronym for All Cops Are Bastards but every time I see it I still think Assigned Cop At Birth

gay people be like “i know a spot” and then take you up that hill to make a deal with god 🙄

normally it’s spelled j-e-f-f but geoff I guess

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

I don’t believe there being such a bad sign, despite how much I joke, but don’t lie to yourselves about Aquarius being that fucking valid.