I am my own ghost

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

does the guy from mcr know that he is a modern day princess diana to you all

people saying "vance is worse" don't get it. I want trump to die, not because I want the country to heal, but because I want trump to die.

oh yeah? well [puffs out my feathers to make myself look huge and scary]

i feel like i'm going Italian

*insane

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

Wake up babe new unexplainable horrors dropped

What horrors? The JuMBOs are clearly friends.

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that