sulphur and skankery

Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

hill

“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

many will tell you that the dog motif is passé and cliché and overdone . don't listen to them. keep chaining that fictional man to a fence