That's just Brittney

07/01/2026

Amber and I went on a date bitchhhhhhhhhhh. What a time lol. We went to Tavern in the Square in Salem, NH and I promise you this will be the last time I go there in the summer. Why we stayed there as long as we did is fucking beyond me. Amber got there before me and already warned me that it was hot in there. But in all fairness to me, her initial outfit isn't what you see in the video. She came straight from work in her scrubs (which she always wears a long sleeve under to hide her scars, we hate that for her but fuck it we ball).

After waiting to be seated for like 20 min (no big deal) we're brought to the table. At this point bitch I'm already getting a likkle hot, BITCH FROM STANDING. Our names get called to be seated & where's our table? In the blasting sun bitch, No shade. Sun shining directly on our table and tweedledee and tweedle fucking dumb Amber and I sit and say "it's fine"..... in all fairness, it's our first date. We've been saying we we're going to hang out forever & the last time we've seen each other was Ramsey's wedding. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! We're thuggin' it out, so much so we order drinks ... pa que fue eso?????? In this fucking heat you can't get a buzz, it's too hot. We're updating each other on life/trauma dumping 🤪🤪🤪 which is the only reason I think we actually held off and stayed there for as long as we did. We eat, we leave.

Not ready for the night to end, just ready to no longer participate in our date that had a Hunger Games component to it. We get the check and go to a restaurant/bar that has a functioning AC. and given that we were at the Tuscan Kitchen, that's right across the street. 0.1 miles apart. & no that's not me dragging it. I googled it because I really needed to emphasize that there's no way on God's green earth that the AC situation differed as much as it did going from Tavern in the Square to the Tuscan Kitchen lmfaooooo.

Aside from the waiter being a little toooooo happy, and randomly coming back with a make shift splint on his finger by the end of the night???? The kiki continued and I had the BEST time w/ Amber. She is the most beautiful soul. I want to like protect her from her own negative thought process. She's really that girl, and I'm so grateful that she made time for me. Because one thing about Amber, she's going to travel around the world at the blink of an eye. We planned a sleep over & a night to shake ass in Boston which I'm excited for.