fool, just another

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

always remember that adhesive labels can sense your fear and hesitation when you are removing them

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"