fool, just another

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

no one has ever gone to the club

true club has never been tried

Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

it’s like no one wants to fucking take their bloody hands and cup their lover’s face, making a streak of red on their cheek with their thumb before passionately kissing anymore 

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever