We're all stories in the end

Victor Hugo: period-typical racism, period-typical sexism, infrastructure, religious themes, poverty, nuns are fucking great ok, slice of life, linguistics, rambling, this latest chapter wasn’t supposed to be this gay, OR WAS IT, i just have a lot of feelings, (about poop), the land of a million tags, i do what i want, fuck you bugpipes is a word

This got so much better since the last time I saw it.

Lewis Carroll: chess metaphors, sports metaphors, animal metaphors, extended metaphors, everything is a metaphor, jk none of it’s a metaphor, or is it?, gaslighting, anthropomorfic, meta poetry, math kink, I do what I want

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

oh. I thought it was a photo.

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

i   h a v e   m a d e   a   m i s t a k e

!!!!!!!!!!!! @ackleholics my tag was “vintage Australian cuddling” omg.

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

How…dare…

Me too.

i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but it’s real y’all

here’s a trailer

“YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUINED THE WORD MOTHER FUCKER” - holy shit I can’t breathe i will see the movie for this line alone

*gets overwhelmed while writing because I ship my own ocs so much*

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

[becomes supervillain] [spends the entire time giving subtle set-ups to cool lines the hero could say]

[Superhero is oblivious to set ups] [make their own one liners] [enrages supervillain]

me: haha! i’m sure you’ll find this 10000 volt electric blast… hero: volt-y interesting! me: what????? what the f u ck ?????? you’re supposed to say shocking what the fFUCK was that

This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed.

ok but like when did self-sacrifice become synonymous with death? writers seem to have forgotten that people can make personal sacrifices for the greater good without giving their lives. plots about self-sacrifice and selflessness don’t always have to end in death. suffering doesn’t have to be mourning. you can create drama and emotional depth on your show without killing everyone. learn to explore the meaning of living rather than dying

Death. Is. NOT. The. Only. Way. To. Advance. The. Narrative.