eating seaglass for the greater good

artemis iii crew getting announced tomorrow everyone say your goodbyes to ryan gosling

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

Carl: Dr. Grace isn’t dead. Stratt told me he went to another planet where he can run and play with other scientists and she wouldn’t lie about that

Okay guys I'm about to try out my new pillow, wish me luck

HOLY FUCK

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

i’m on onion rings right now

Mosquito bites so itchy

My principles (believing that all life is important) are being tested by my itchy mosquito bites

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