The WORD

THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

false alarm it burns again

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

Horribly abusing the "save me" format it's just applicable to everything

i like the phrase "rotten luck" because it suggests that luck is a thing that can decay

my luck is past its use-by date

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

what on earth omG 

is this a cult

IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MY PANTS

I was watching this thing with the sound off wondering what on Earth the audio could be to cause this kind of reaction and nothing could have prepared me for this

That last comment made me watch it with the sound on and I regret it

Avatar AU where Aang wakes up like 3 days before Sozin's Comet returns and he has to speedrun the entire series.

Zuko's redemption stat and hair stat are tied to the same variable, so if you put the right wig on him he becomes automatically redeemed.

Toph's Earthbending allows for ample sequence breaks. If you create a ramp next to the Ba Sing Se wall you could launch yourself straight into the season 2 finale.

Unfortunately you have to complete Bato of the Water Tribe because otherwise June won't appear in the finale, softlocking from you beating the Fire Nation.

It's not actually necessary; but everyone always stops at the southern air temple to pick up Momo. It's become a tradition, where the speed runs are automatically invalidated if you didn't get him.

If I see you doing a Momoless run I’m unsubscribing.

Honestly I’m just waiting for Jetskip to actually become viable. The current setup messes up Katara’s morality stats too much to be worth it.

it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful

this fucking paper is gonna kill me