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Smiles all around

Icy: I let her go! I let her go, because shit got weird. We were fighting right, and it was a normal confrontation. Until I had my hand wrapped around her throat. She looked me dead in the eye, right into my pupils into my soul and said, "Harder". Like what was I supposed to do with that?

Stormy: Oh. You let her go because you were into it.

Icy, blushing scarlet: I will freeze you bitch!

Texts From Superheroes

Bumbleby week day 5 - soulmates/reincarnation

Yang: AND she’s my girlfriend now, too! 😤

Blake: *peeking out from behind Yang* 😅

Raven: *unimpressed glare* 🤨

Yang: …well, this went terribly! I’m going to use the bathroom and we’ll be on our way! 🙄

Blake: *awkwardly sits in silence across from her girlfriend’s scary mom as Yang steps into the bathroom* 😥

Raven: *suddenly moves close and whispers* PLEASE don’t mess things up with my daughter! Taiyang and Ozpin told me all about you and I can’t think of anyone who would be better for Yang! 😖🙏

Blake: 😧 ???

Raven: Now let me give you a little help to seal the deal!

Raven: *suddenly raises his voice* YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY DAUGHTER, AND I DON’T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU WITHIN A HUNDRED FEET OF HER EVER AGAIN!

Blake: 😨

Raven: *half turning around to yell almost directly at the door to the bathroom* NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

Blake: …ooohhhh!!! I’ve read about this! This is reverse psychology! Because Yang has such parental issues with resentment and- 😲

Raven: *pushes Blake out the door* Shut up, nerd! Just go!!!