we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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Stranger Things
Cosmic Funnies

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Peter Solarz

JVL
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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todays bird
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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isolating will fix me this time
⚠ SANITY CRITICAL
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?
well thank god it's not just me
favorite tags from the notes so far:
#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)
#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)
The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.
Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.
"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight
loser
FUUUUUUUCK !!
The Hammer 🔨
I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things
my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say
I will literally never be over what Alanna chooses to say to Jon after accusing Roger of multiple crimes in front of the entire court.
Things she COULD have said, which are all true:
He‘s trying to take over your country and exploit the people you’ve sworn to serve and care for
He’s killed many children, including Francis of Nond, who was just the nicest little guy
He probably started the war with Tusaine. And even if he didn’t, he worked hard to put us in a position to LOSE, ending untold lives
He’s tried to kill YOU at least, like, eight times that I can think of
My cat hates him, which frankly is reason enough
What Alanna, who never got to meet her own mom, chooses to say:
I had to. He was killing your mother.
Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

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Today’s fish thing is this fish padlock!
“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool
via
meet me under the pier we are going beast mode
Oyster mermaid~
My absolute favorite way i've seen of marking a gender neutral bathroom is at my local independent bookstore, which just has the Prince symbol on the door:

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I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)
PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD
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"oh food now has so much added to it, past food was so pure and untainted" victorians used to cut bread with chalk and aluminum powder. romans put lead in the wine, which was made from dirty feet mushing unwashed grapes covered in horse shit and road dust. i think our species will survive a few additives in food. our food systems have never been cleaner and safer. it has room for improvement, but we're not putting fucking plaster of paris in the milk