dein scheiss hund gniesbert

My favourite part of the Odyssey is when Walterides and Jessopoulos grow the Blue Lotus for Gustavoclus

it's thousand yard stare summer

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)