aiaiai you're my little butterfly

Dust your dick off and get back in the game, playa.

a tiny dog named wee wee silly has fallen down a mineshaft and died

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

peeny for your thots?

peeny for your thots?

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!