aiaiai you're my little butterfly

Dust your dick off and get back in the game, playa.

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich