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Google show me weird perverted knitting patterns. Knitting patterns for masochists. Weird unsettling unnecessarily complex knitting charts. Hey google give me freak knitting ideas. Creepy sweater pattern colorwork free pdf download.

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[ID: a handknit jumper. the front features a seal sitting on a rock in the sea, with fish falling into its open mouth. On the back is a bucket, throwing the fish up and over the shoulders to the seal. end ID]
"Sealed with a Fish", from Wild Animal Knits by Melinda Coss. Knit with John Arbon Devonia and Devon Naturals DK yarn.
This took much longer than usual to knit -- I don't know if I was just spending less time knitting, or if it was the complex intarsia (the waves involved 10+ balls of yarn 😭). I'm really happy with it, it was a lot of fun to knit, and I can't wait to wear it (in a few months time...)
Okay I don't know if there's a correct place to go looking for resources about. Any of this. But Tumblr is as good a place to ask as any for something both specific and very very broad.
I'm really interested in learning more about specifically north american indigenous textiles and textile production because so many resources discussing textile production and textile history completely disregard north america, but I have no idea where to even begin. I'll go haunt my college library and the city's central library at some point soon, but i'm wondering if anyone knows any interesting resources on native textiles, especially those written by native people, off the top of their heads?
I keep seeing fascinating things being mentioned in passing (Textiles: The Whole story... You're a wonderful book but what do you MEAN you don't even have any photos of the garments you mentioned with the porcupine quills used for emboridery and beadwork that you do not cite a direct source for and DOES NOT APPEAR ONLINE under any search terms) and I am looking for a jumping off point.
Book recommendations for Coast Salish textiles:
Salish Blankets: Robes of Protection and Transformation, Symbols of Wealth; by Leslie H. Tepper, Janice George, Willard Joseph
The Teachings of Mutton; by Alison Ariss, Andrea Fritz, Chepximiya Siyam Chief Dr. Janice George, Danielle Morsette, Debra Qwasen Sparrow, Eliot White-Hill Kwulasultun, Jared Qwustenuxun Williams, Kerrie Charnley, Liz Hammond-Kaarremaa, Michael Pavel, saꬷamitća Susan Pavel, Senaqwila Wyss, Snumithia’ Violet Elliott, Tuwuxwul’t-hw Tyrone Elliott, Xweliqwiya Rena Point Bolton
If you can find it, the digital book: Coast Salish Weaving by Chepximiya Siyam (Chief Janice George) and Leslie Tepper is supposed to be amazing.
My first big project :) by fluchsinette

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^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls
^ shrimp in there
I bought a sashiko kit at the fiber arts festival and just completed it! Top is the "front", bottom two images are the back before and after washing off the preprinted pattern/instructions.
Sashiko is beautiful as an art form and very useful as a method of mending clothing but what really fascinated me is the stitching technique you use on work like this, where both pieces of fabric are thin and flexible.
Rather than stitching up-and-down like in most western embroidery, with sashiko you stitch "through" horizontally. You hold a long needle with the thumb and middle finger of your dominant hand, close to the tip, with the eye braced against a special ring thimble worn at the base of your middle finger. Using your other hand, you push the fabric up and down against the tip to load several "stitches" on the needle at once, then push the needle through and pull the stitches flat, then repeat. It's very satisfying and I'm sure once I get better at it, it'll go much faster. (But first I have some cross-stitch commissions to complete.)
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recently finished by punkbookjockey on reddit.
i recently learned to crochet!!! meet my 3 sons the apple brothers
i don't have a nice written up pattern but i do have some instructions in case others would like to make their own apple brothers!
i use paintbox yarns cotton aran + a 3.25mm hook
front
i pretty much just follow this free pattern from raffamusadesigns (the goat btw) !!!! follow rounds 1-3 for the apple part (none of the squaring is necessary) as well as the part for stem and leaf! she has a very helpful video too! dont forget to sew the little seeds, i personally feel they're easier to sew on before assembly
back
just a half sphere! here are the instructions:
round 1 - single crochet 6 in magic circle
round 2 - single crochet inc x 6 (12)
round 3 - [single crochet, inc] x 6 (18)
round 4 - [inc, single crochet 2] x 6 (24)
round 5 - [single crochet, inc] x 12 (36)
rounds 6-9 - single crochet 36
fasten off and leave a long yarn tail for sewing to the apple front
feet
chain 6. [double crochet, half double crochet] in the 2nd chain from hook, slip stitch in the rest of the chains
assembly
so this is unfortunately the annoying part that i cant help much with lol. IMPORTANT NOTE is that i cut a bit of cardboard to keep the front flat! i cut it slightly smaller than the front, doesnt have to be precise. basically whip stitch the front + back together, stuff + add cardboard inside, then sew on the leaf + stem + feet. and tada! your apple brother is complete!
he's a little skrunkled but i love him, thank you for sharing this pattern i have the urge to make like 300 of these lil guys!

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Apologies to those who are waiting for the finished piece from this post. I had to put it aside for a moment to focus on creating gifts for my loved ones' birthdays that are coming up. So instead of the end result of the previous project, here is another work in progress - it's going to be a space-themed wall hanging! My boyfriend's workspace and taste are very celestial, and we both love stargazing and moon worship. I will publish the finished version as well once it's displayed ✨🌙
the world has been horrifying recently but i have personally witnessed something that brought me joy
Every year, California’s largest sheep and fiber festival, Lambtown, takes place in Dixon, CA. On the second day of Lambtown, teams of eight compete in a “sheep to shawl” competition, where the teams must start the day with un-spun wool and end the day with a 72” woven shawl. Teams may “warp” a loom ahead of time (where you thread the loom with its foundation of parallel threads), but on the day of competition they must spin their wool into yarn and weave it into a complete shawl.
This year competition was stiff, and very very close, and the winning team finished their shawl with two and a half minutes to spare.
I frequently hear about “needing to keep “politics” out of fiber arts, but art is inherently political.
These were beautiful, masterfully spun, woven, and finished shawls and that in itself is worthy of note.
But watching this team of eight would fight for hours, and pour their love for their community into their art was deeply moving and I am still reveling in the opportunity to have seen this win.
There are few things to rejoice in today, but they do exist. The horrors may persist, but so do we.
Daily gratitude
I don’t have kids
I don’t spend money on nicotine
I don’t gamble my money away on sports
I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions
My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful
I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS
Look at this amazing quilt made by Grace Snyder that I saw at the Renwick gallery. It’s made of over 85,000 tiny triangles
Here is a purse I made that looks like a chicken.
Fossil Fibers' discord has started using banana for scale when showing off fiber projects, but I know some of the members are anti-banana, so I'm making them a Banana for Scale amigurumi pattern lol
This is attempt 5 and 6 to get the shape right
5 was too tube, attempt 6 is doing some good things. Switching between a 2 st increase and short rows every 5 rows for a very gradual widening and the slightest curve
Could have been finishing this but capitalism calls *eye roll*
Nanner COMPLETE
I don't have any fresh bananas but have freezer nanners for scale
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Pattern is now live!
“I don’t know how big this other project is, we’re moving and I can’t find the tape measurer. But I do have a banana. For scale.”
Do you ever find yourself in need of a measurement tool to show the scale of objects in your photos? Look no further than this common everyd
I also need to show you my partner's genius idea of adding brown spots as measurement marks!
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You can always add eyeshadow or pigment powder to make a slightly more green one! You could also use a little dye in powder form brushed on and then rinsed thoroughly.
fantastic pattern

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"Sewing is a gateway drug to thinking through complex problems. It seems really simple; culturally, we make it women's work. Let me tell you: real sewing at any kind of level of proficiency is a bloody magic trick. Sewing, like mold making, involves mental frames that require one to think inside out and backwards. It requires one to work on an order of operations that is often taking into account the reverse. It's a really, really important skill, and if you learn how to sew, you're mostly on your way to carpentry and welding and sheet metal work. I'm not kidding: these are planar forms meeting under rules and conditions. And if you can make a sleeve work, I swear to God, you could build a house."
--Adam Savage
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“This is not remotely a joke. Sewing is not THE most complicated fabrication science, but the skills you learn there will apply to every kind of crafting. Sewing is to fabrication what aquariums are to life sciences: a fun hobby that will give you an unaccredited master’s degree.”
Mold making is easy compared to patterning and sewing. Sewing requires you to turn a 2d object in to 3d. Mold making is just figuring out how to break down a 3d object to replicate it. You have to completely change your mentality and learn the muscle memory to actually get it to work. If Knitting is just math where as crochet is sculpture or fabrication or woodworking.... sewing is quantum physics. Advanced Geometry. Theoretical physics. There are rules but they don't apply to everything and your constantly changing things to work properly.
Super proud of myself for this one, please gaze upon him!!!!!!
Pattern: Anchor the octopus by Humble Child Co. ❤️
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