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I forget if I’m on someone’s page or on my feed because I’m a little high… please don’t get weird about the reblog problem…

#hey I’m high and alittle dumb #please love me #I’m house broken #shitpost #he’s biting!

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Y/N-Pool drives Deadpool and Wolverine…

Wade: how does this car never run out of gas?

Y/N: it runs on repulsor tech

Logan: Stark?

Y/N: yeah

Wade: I couldn’t see the license plate. What did it say?

Y/N: Car-Pool

Logan: Car-Pool? Is this a-?!

The radio flickers on and Car-Pool speaks…

Car-Pool: oh yeah. Just keep sliding all inside me

Logan: f—k! Another you, Wade!

crochetedpossum

Yeah this would happen

petitprincess1

Def gonna abuse this gif 🤣

crochetedpossum

Every morning meeting

#why so early?!

psychotic-gerard

x

kiragecko

[Image of text saying,

Some AAVE speakers pluralize 'child' as 'childrens'. People get racist about this ("It's already plural!"), but 'children' actually comes from Middle English speakers doing the same thing: slapping their plural marker on word already pluralized by an extinct plural marker.

To oversimplify: in Old English, 'childer' ('ċildra') was the plural of 'child' ('ċild'). Middle English developed an '-en' plural marker, which we see in 'oxen'. Instead of updating to 'childen', people slapped their preferred '-en' onto the end of 'childer' - so now we have 'child-er-en'. AAVE carries on this tradition with 'child-er-en-s'.

"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.

End ID.]

red-king4

"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.

the-haiku-bot

“Pure” language is just

impurity obscured by

the passage of time.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

trans-girl-bagel

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

elvis-official

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

trans-girl-bagel

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

elvis-official

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

trans-girl-bagel

WHAT

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cannibalchicken

obscenicon

teobug

this post is like being handed demonic visions of what hyper latex porn looks like in the cars universe

the-evil-weevil

@funnier-when-objectum

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mysteryteacup

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

behaviornerdwithahat

In case anyone finds it helpful because mobility aids are horrifically expensive and inaccessible…

And for those people who have access to mobility devices but might benefit from a second chair they can abuse without risking expensive damage…

Erik Kondo has made a website, Open Source Innovations, that details plans for DIY wheelchairs. These wheelchairs can be made from common materials like wood, plastic, and pvc. They are lightweight and can be custom fit to the user allowing from the same degree of movement you would get from a custom chair. And they are durable and easily repairable. (he has been stress testing his latest design by dropping it down stairs, dropping it out of a car, launching it across a driveway, and throwing it off a deck). Its 12lbs and I think he said its was in the $200 ish range for parts.

He also is working on cheap, open source, accessible designs for beach chairs, off road chairs, motorized attachments (think smart drive), and so on. Plus he skateboards in his wheelchair. Cool dude, helpful info, pass it on.

sumi-sprite

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.

guerrillatech

trans-girl-bagel

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

elvis-official

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

trans-girl-bagel

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

elvis-official

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

trans-girl-bagel

WHAT

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

All Shook Up

Learn an unexpected secret about your connection to an Elvis-themed gimmick blog.

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ink-the-artist

the long awaited sequel

ink-the-artist

aurosoulart

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

aurosoulart

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

aurosoulart

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

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w-for-wumbo

it’s time

nyehs-deactivated20140525

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

ewaneneollav

it’s time

slydilustrous

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

hockeylvr42

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

edeneye30

I T S T I M E

scruffymcwhiskers-blog

ITS TIME

flynn-science

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

aesthetjic

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

ultxmately

je56-deactivated20180822

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

aquilacalvitium

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

aceofspades-lena

it’s time.

rainbowsylvie

Time

dark-eyed-harmothoe

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

biggest-gummiest-spoon

MARCH

thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes

March 2, 2019

cydonian-mystery-deactivated201

IT’S TIME

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 IT’S TIME <3

captin-owl

guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!

densley3

IT IS TIME

tang0w0tek

It is time! March 2, 2024 :D

tap-dancing-noses

IT IS TIME!!!

fireflychaosdemon

IT IS MARCH 1ST 2025

IT IS TIME

crochetedpossum

It is time again.

#spoopy #creppy #shitpost #possum likes #just possuminh #it is time

republicansaredomesticterrorists

nateconnolly

I firmly believe that my (Chinese) mom is more Italian than my (Italian) dad. She earned multiple advanced degree in Italian history and studied abroad to learn how to speak the language fluently. She fought for it. The hell did he ever do? He grew up eating slightly more pasta than other kids in the United States. He was born into it. Fucking nepo Italian

transgender-daemon-faerie

This stuff?

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Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

tamagotchivevo

aw hell no

unseeliequeen-deactivated201904

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

nebula-cnidaria

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

gummygomamon

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

theparadoxmachine

As a side note, as a Texan I can confirm that mockingbirds are total trolls who will also mimic thr sounds of babies crying and phones ringing so deer are definitely not the only ones getting freaked out by them

very-gay-alkyrion

@bovineblogger I know deer aren’t cows but please

tinyron

Manifesting 🙏

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Like To Charge ❤️

Reblog To Cast 🔄

REBLOG TO CAST 🔄

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