oh its this idiot!

Other tips: if you are going to buy things that aren’t pre-taxed, you need to make a habit of always doing the prep AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME. it will NEVER HAPPEN if you don’t.

Get the bulk pack of steaks! But you are never gonna eat them before they go bad. If you freeze them in individual ziplocks as soon as you unpack you probably will?

Get the celery, but you need to cut it ALL UP and store it in the fridge in water or it will rot.

These are valid points for the busy parent, the overstressed college student, and the person working the “wrong” shift. 

Real story - I have thrown away SO MUCH meat and produce in my time. Frozen veggies can even be better than fresh, since they are picked when ripe and frozen rather than picked early and expected to ripen in shipping. My local grocer will sometimes pre-chop less-than-desirable veggies and sell them in the discount cooler - a chopped onion is more useful than a whole one! Meat in bulk packs is WAY cheaper, but you have to make breaking up that huge pack part of putting away the groceries. Also, having a place to put the groceries away helps make the process easier. It’s taken me more than one decade of life to figure these things out. 

The yuri wheel says... Mukuro x Hiyoko

This photo was my first thought. While disguised as Junko, Mukuro is very friendly and would make an effort to get along with Hiyoko. With all the things Junko has said to her, it'd be surprising if Hiyoko could manage to hurt her feelings. Hiyoko likes to refer to others as her older siblings and Mukuro is an older sister, so maybe Mukuro would feel compelled to take on that role. I think the picture above captures it perfectly. They have one interaction in UTDP and two in DRS, though in one the two they don't interact. In their interactions, Mukuro attempts to be friendly, Hiyoko not so much.

They both love the Rose in Vitro gift. Mukuro likes the Cherry Blossom Bouquet and Hiyoko likes the 1000 Cherry Blossoms. Both hate the Kokeshi Dynamo. One item in DR2 is Mukuro's Knife, which Hiyoko is neutral about.

Final Thoughts:

New podfic! This one goes out to all the Ikuzono Enjoyers

Chapter 1:

Insert the element of the Danganronpa IF au where Makoto knows stuff and yells at Mukuro to jump. Not wanting to blow her cover, Junko decides to let her live, believing that the despair of having to live after being betrayed is enough for Mukuro

Mukuro’s real identity is revealed by Makoto, but again, Junko doesn’t intervene so she can’t blow her cover. She does threaten Mukuro into keeping their plan silent, however.

Chapter 2:

No change other than Mukuro accounting that she did see Mondo leave the sauna whilst patrolling, but didn’t investigate since he seemed tired

Chapter 3:

Instead of Taeko targeting Kiyotaka directly, she instead has Hifumi kill Yasuhiro, planning to make the claim “Kiyotaka killed to see his bro again, and he was defensive over Alter ego, it’s no wonder he killed the two”

Despite this her stupid ass plan fails agains

Kiyotaka stops acting in the persona of Kiyondo and becomes verbal once more (even if sparingly)

Chapter 4:

Mostly the same, except Monokuma makes up a bullshit ass rule that decides Aoi should be punished for trying to kill all her classmates, so she gets executed instead of alter ego

Chapter 5:

Junko pulls that chapter 5 shtick but instead forces Mukuro to play dead during the investigation. There’s no bomb this time. The fifth trial plays out the same way.

Chapter 6:

Mukuro reveals herself as alive and participates in the 6th trial. It goes the same way, except Mukuro actually Shoots Junko during The After School Lesson