full-time internet weenie

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

whenever one of my posts is tagged #fave or whatever i like to take a look around in there, check the curation and all that, see how prestigious the club i've been inducted into is

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

But also, in a way, Orpheus was still seeing the world as it could be (Is this a trick or a trap? Would Eurydice really choose to stay with him?) instead of the way that it is (Hades really would’ve kept his word and Eurydice really was going to follow him to the end). Just in time for the world to actually get a little better, his experiences leave him unable to believe it and his imaginative capacity now manifests as doubt instead of hope.