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Def UPP Empty Graves Ep 3 Spoilers but the JRWI gang gave us the freaky book so ima try and crack some of these potential codes!!
Alright so first we have the link itself:
We have Roman numerals.
ciicixcviicxivcxvicivcicxcviicxivcviicxxicxicxviicxciii
At first I was like C must be a break and indication of a space which gave me the numbers 2, 9, 7, 14, 16, 4, 1, 10, 7, 14, 7, 21, 11, 17, 10, and 3
Which if it were simple letter to number code would give the letters:
B I G N P D A J G N G U K Q J C
Those are nonsense letters. They make no sense and there is no rearranging to make sense of them
Well there are 4 letters maybe it’s a Caesar Cypher:
Fllflafyllfalyfaylflyflf— I’m not even gonna finish this cypher. It too is nonsense and editing the shift to 14 or 13 (number of pages in the book) does nothing to help.
And then dear JRWIener I realized I’m a fool: C is the Roman numeral for 100
Which makes this link’s code wayyyy different.
Cii, cix, cvii, cxiv, cxvi, civ, cix, cvii, cxiv, cvii, cxxi, cxi, cxvii, cxciii
Broken down into numbers I can actually understand, still assuming that C is the separator but rather because it’s an indication of new number rather than a space we get
102, 109, 107, 114, 116, 104, 109, 107, 114, 107, 121, 111, 117, 193
Alright so 193 seems WAYYY out of range of the other numbers and 121 also seemed sus based on the consistency of the other numbers. So I looked back through the numerals a few times to see if I messed up or if there was another way to break it down and actually broke it down like this instead:
Cii, ci, xcvii, cxiv, cxvi, civ, ci, c, xcvii, cxiv, cvii, cxxi, cxi, cxvii, cx, ciii
They tried to trick me but I found your sneaky “xc” starting numerals, can’t throw me off the trail jrwi crew. *pushes up glasses anime style*
Now in numbers I recognize lol:
102, 101, 97, 114, 116, 104, 101, 100, 97, 114, 107, 121, 111, 117, 110, 103
Ok cool not as simple as I thought it would be but that made a world of difference as far as the range and seems to be a range of 97-121 which is almost the 26 we need for letters so maybe this will give me some letters.
So down the rabbit hole I go. Looking up what the heck kinda codes are in a number range of 97-121
The only cipher that has that range for things to translate directly into letters is the ASCII decimal encoding.
And let me tell you fellas. I’m pretty sure this is the correct one.
What does this code translate to?
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ciicixcviicxivcxvicivcicxcviicxivcviicxxicxicxviicxciii
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Translates to
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f̸̶̶̶̶̨̤͇̤̞̥̥̻̺̬̞͓̣̘̗̪̗̖̘ͮ͆̊̃͗ͣͪͦ̄̈̀́͒͋͆́͘̕̚̕͜͟ẽ̢̢̠̖̘̟̪̜͉̤̳͈̺̥͍̖ͭͭ͛ͧ̔̓̊ͧ̓̃̔͆̾̒ͯ̈́̈́̃̅͘͜͠͡a̵̳͙̩̹̮ͮͮ̉͗͂ͨ͆̿ͣ̏͐͘r̛̰͚͓̲̫̬͍̣̹͍̹̣̰̘̳̎̿͆́̇́ͣ̔ͪ̍̆ͤ͋́̇ͫ̄̈̀̉̚̕͡͠͠͡ t̲̹̪̅͗̓̏_̘͈̽͠ḣ̴̸̨͕̱̳͉͎̭͚̲̊ͬ̃ͪ͌̉͡e̸̢̠͓̺͈̱͖͋ͭͪ͐͢͜ d̵̸͎̩̬̤͔͒̿ͤ̏̾ͨ͗ͤ̈͆a͎̟ͦr̷̸̳̍ͫ̓̈́̅ͩ̕k̡̧͚̹̘̼̳̤̥͑̉͑̊͌ͫͮ̋̌̈́͛ͧ̓͜͞ͅ yơ͍͍̙̦͖ͤ͐ͩ͒̋̈́̓̅̈̏̂ͤͥ͡i_̴̡̢͖̖̱̥̩̦̗̲̯͚̲͎͑͐͒͂ͫͦ̀͂̀̑̅͗ͮ̐̓ͩ̀̾̓̀́͌͛ͣͯ̋̿͘͡͝͞ṋ̵̵̝̜͖̭̝̮̰ͩ̓ͩ̃ͫ̆͗ͦ̑ͯͥͦ̔͗ͨ̎̄̈ͨ͛ͦͣ̕͢͝͝͞g̴̶̹̺͇̳̹̳̦̱͚͇͑́̆̿̏͊͗̎ͣͬͨ̚͟͟͞
𝑓⃫𝑒⃫𝑎⃫𝑟⃫ 𝑡⃫ℎ⃫𝑒⃫ 𝑑⃫𝑎⃫𝑟⃫𝑘⃫ 𝑦⃫𝑜⃫𝑢⃫𝑛⃫𝑔⃫
𐌅𐌄𐌀𐌓 𐌕𐋅𐌄 𐌃𐌀𐌓𐌊 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵𐌍Ᏽ
(102- F, 101- E, 97- A, 114- R, 116- T, 104- H, 101- E, 100- D, 97- A, 114- R, 107- K, 121- Y, 111- O, 117- U, 110- N, 103- g)
developing a crush on another youtuber. someone has to stop me
i only crush on cis men in entertainment because they're not real #cismanchaser
As I said, quietly writing in my notepad, I was approached by a white male attendee. He did not ask if it was a good time to approach me; he did not seem to care that I was obviously working. He just sat next to me and said, "oh good, now I can talk to you. I have a question." The man did not wait for my consent to the conversation. He just dove in.
He described a few of the political activism groups he's involved in, mostly around environmentalism. ...And he was sure that, just like every other event he had attended, it would be populated exclusively with white people. He would love to see more people of color at these events, he said, but they were nowhere to be found. "Why," he asked me in conclusion, "don't people of color care more about important political issues?"
Many white men see a political landscape dominated by white men and think it is that way because white men are just more politically minded. They think that the absence of women and people of color from powerful rooms is due to self-selection.
They do not question how unwelcoming the room they have built might be. They do not question whether or not the discussions they are having in that room are inclusive and generate productive discussions for women and people of color. They don't ask if there are other, equally important conversations happening in other rooms. And they don't even bother to ask if anyone unlocked the door.
They look at the room and say that women and people of color aren't in it because women and people of color aren't interested. Then they cite this supposed disinterest as proof that women and people of color are too unqualified to even be invited in."
Chapter 6- Mediocre, Ijeoma Oluo
For a Tumblr-specific example, this is why if you don't "see" Black people in your fandom spaces, there's a reason for that. It usually means the space is unwelcome at best, actively hostile at worst. You just don't perceive it bc it doesn't directly affect your entertainment.
I love touching my hair. My afro is so soft. My curls so strong. Imagine teaching an entire people to hate something so wonderful about themselves. I love my hair 💕

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How “you shouldn’t falsely malign trans women as inherent sexual predators” got warped into “and you should never criticize members of your own community for promoting rape culture or abusing other members of your community” is just shocking to me. Basically a get out of jail free card for people who predate on young trans women.
white kids get to have quirky racist phases black kids dont get to be kids
black kids get their lives stolen from them if they defend themselves from white kids "going through a phase"
Playing a Persona game where they force you to be male is a perfect simulator for the boymoder experience because guys act way too familiar with you and girls all keep their distance and everybody expects you to be a pervert and you just wanna get through the fucking day so you can rank up your social links and kill shadows and mothman is there
The problem with "treat yourself like you would treat a friend :)" is that I can't treat myself like I treat someone that I'm not personally responsible of. I don't have to make anyone else get out of bed. I don't have to make anyone else do their work. I don't have to make anyone else maintain a social life. I don't have to make anyone else do their hobbies and chores. I'm not in charge of anyone else's life, of course I don't have to hold them to the same standards. And I can't verbally express how fast my entire shit would asplode if I treated myself like I treat people who are not my personal responsibility.

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seeing someone rb to the wrong blog has an upskirt-like feel
cuz it got wiped from the internet: transfems it's so cute to want to be cute. do what you think makes you cute, it's ok if you feel awkward that's cute too. you can be yourself, even if you don't think that's very cute, you will still be the worlds cutest girl. i love you
we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"
This tweet read me to filth
wait you're nonbinary?? are you afab or amab- sorry, transmasc or transfem?? ....oh you're neither?? okay, are you tma (harmless and innocent and 'one of the good ones') or tme (annoying and therefore evil)?? these ones arent gender-based, so they're better- oh you dont like the new boxes we came up with because they still slot you into a gender binary? okay youre an icky evil tme then, because you dont like them. die.

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i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.
I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.
after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed