Just A Cringey Death Note Blog

You get my vision completely

phineas and ferb heritage post

hello nobody, you have no time to do nothing or nothing will happen. i don’t know. someone get jigsaw a drink.

*muffled sounds of jigsaw sobbing as you hope for a timer to start or something*

guy named odysseus: chat i just outsmarted jigsaw holy shittttt im odysseus and i just outsmarted jigsaw

this is my new movie: odysseus vs. jigsaw. it’s 90 mins of odysseus and jigsaw engaging in spy vs spy antics while they both have death note-esque “i am very clever” inner monologues

the moral of death note is not "power corrupts", the moral of death note is "cops are bastards and their kids usually are too". i could be trusted with the notebook.

! You can make any male character significantly hotter by giving them excessive piercings.

Light Yagami

chose beyond birthday as my surgeon for gender affirming surgery and he handed me a menu of what he offers. number 7 read ‘have you ever seen that one movie with the pussy that bites you :)’

number 13 was ‘let me improvise’ and 26 was written in wingdings so i couldn’t read it. he asked me not to leave a yelp review. 0 stars.