in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

I've been trying to get the dog in the mirror to stop harassing my dog