slouching towards bethlehem

hairy armpit summerrrrr

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

I just really enjoy saying things to my coworkers like, “yeah, I just don’t read many books by men.” I think it’s good for them.

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

at least the colour green exists

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

Richard gadd's hbo bbc collab Half Man (2026) got me feelin feverish and horny and violent the way that the guy who invented cornflakes thought people would get if they didn't eat bland foods. I literally need some corn flakes to calm down. this is some motherfucking television. this is the big leagues

is anyone else their father’s female son