hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

dude im soooo gonna come into my own at the age of 30 #TRUST

sometimes i’m such a jealous and evil girl