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Objectum joy is falling in love with the object that's been there with you since day one <3
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Objectums who buy collectors items and completely ruin their resale value via hot steamy sex are more noble than any scalper
Not every sub wants to be used. That's the assumption people make when they only understand the surface. Some don't want intensity. They want stability. They want someone whose presence quiets the noise in their head. Someone who notices when they're carrying too much before they break under it. Some people don't submit because they're looking for pain. They submit because for the first time in their life, someone makes them feel like they don't have to hold everything together alone. They just want to be held together properly.
cw: 18+ content, smut, tentacle dick, implied dubcon, possessive shadow Milk, afab reader
pairing: Shadow Milk/Reader

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Needed a clean graphic for a project, and figured while I was vectoring I would put sex and magic back in.
Happy Pride Month
Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.
Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride
ok mango so hear me out: Millennial tree cookie NSFT headcanons. there's not enough content of this beautiful cookie and i really love the way you write!
Aww thanks so much!! <3 and fr, Millennial Tree is one of my fav Cookies and there's not enough stuff with him!!
š„š [Millennial Tree Cookie NSFT HCs]
Anyone who thinks asking for consent kills the mood has clearly never seen their partner hot and heavy and flustered stammering out the word āpleaseā
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*looking at myself in the mirror*
Fanfiction is supposed to be cringy. You're allowed to write bad. You're allowed to be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be self indulgent. You're allowed to be cringe. Let yourself be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be fun. Stop putting arbitrary rules on yourself and be free.

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āThis kink is problematic when you think about itā ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior
"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts
Shadownilla Poly SFW & NSFW Headcanons
šHi, I finally finished. I'm so happy, these have been the bane of my existence since I started earlier this month. I just couldn't quite articulate myself right, but now it's over. I'm done. NSFW isn't as spicy as you'd like, and it's mostly about shadownilla, but enjoy anyway lol.
Tw: Nsfw; Nothing else I don't think
Info: Pure Vanilla x Reader x Shadow Milk; nsfw & sfw; fluff and angst
-These two bring out the absolute worst in each other. Seriously, something about the other just manages to get under their skin. They just know how to make each other tick ā Shadow Milk especially can get Pure Vanilla all kinds of pissed off.
-Perhaps itās because theyāre each other's other half; they understand each other so well ā too well.
-Truthfully, a relationship between the two of them isnāt possible until after episode 8. Shadow Milk doesnāt consider Pure Vanilla as someone eligible to love or have a relationship with until Pure Vanilla presents him with the idea.
-Despite his initial rejection, the idea of it burns in the back of his mind and invades his every thought. He tries desperately to convince himself that Pure Vanilla is lying, that heās cruel and trying to trick him, and that he shouldnāt believe his words.
-Wouldnāt it be nice, though? To have someone who really loves him, who understands him like no one else can? Pure Vanilla is his other half, no one could know Shadow Milk like he could.
-The thought festers and eats at him all throughout the rest of the confrontations and battles. It makes him feel weak and useless, to be so⦠desperate for another cookie. A cookie he should otherwise despise. It's funny how life can be so cruel, making him fall in love with someone who has every right to despise him.
-But Pure Vanilla doesnāt hate him, not at all. He wants to connect with Shadow Milk just as much as he does. His other half is there waiting for him, heart fragile and already broken. He wants nothing more than to pick up the pieces.
-He wants to show Shadow Milk that itās okay to be weak, itās okay to let someone care for him. Pure Vanilla wants Shadow Milk to believe in him, and he wants him to finally feel the warmth of his affection for him.
-Now where do you come in here? Itās complicated, but I can only assume you are Pure Vanillaās partner rather than Shadow Milkās first.
-Shadow Milk is far too possessive, and heās incredibly loyal to his partner, all things considered. I canāt see him easily sharing a partner, regardless of his feelings for Pure Vanilla, if he already has attachments to you.
-Pure Vanilla, though, while he is possessive to a point, he also understands how selfish feeling the way he does about Shadow Milk is. Itās unfair to you that he gets to fall in love with his other half and you donāt.
-And, quite honestly, heād be flattered if you did fall in love with Shadow Milk. They are quite literally soulmates, made to mirror one another. You are falling for Shadow Milk because he reminds you of Pure Vanilla, which makes his heart race. Your dedication to him is nothing if not admirable.
-It takes quite a bit of talking between the two of you to establish your feelings on the situation. Regardless of what you decide (which is, of course, to let Shadow Milk in), Pure Vanilla will remain loyal to your decision. He would never betray your trust, which is why heās so open about his feelings for Shadow Milk in the first place.
-Shmilk doesnāt think all that much of you. He knows what you mean to Pure Vanilla (which makes his skin crawl more than heād like to admit), but other than that, youāre just another annoying pest.
-Well, until he finds himself jealous of you ā really jealous of you. He wants to know whatās so special about you. Why does Pure Vanilla like you so damn much, whatās special about you?Ā
-When he starts to watch you, he understands. Youāre sweet and kind and soft as a flower. Still, there is an edge to you that Pure Vanilla does not have. Playfulness and a lighthearted nature that has him laughing along with you all the time. The two of you make up two halves of a whole, and he finds himself desiring you just as much as he does Pure Vanilla.
-He finds himself wishing he could also experience love with the two of you, but even if he suddenly turns a new leaf, you have each other. How could he get in between that? Why would you let him? Itās just not a possibility in his mind.
-The two of you, though? Youāve already made the decision that youāre willing to try with him. If he allows you to, that is. Itās certainly an odd thing to propose to someone who is supposed to hate you, but things work out in the end.
-So, assuming Shadow Milk and the other beasts get a chance at redemption, you and Pure Vanilla personally aid him in his rehabilitation. Giving him a place to stay and the grace and patience he needs to grow and change into the cookie he wants to be.
-There is no intent to get him to fall in love with either of you at this point. It would be manipulative to do such a thing, and as such, you approach it as willing friends. Youāve both come to care for him, so of course you offer to take up the burden. What happens during his healing is merely happenstance, thanks to the situation.
-...Perhaps there was a little intent, but it was so easy to get him all soft. Surely, it wasnāt entirely either of your faults when you found yourselves spending so much time with him. The lingering touches and stolen glances were far too natural between the three of you, it felt like you were meant to be together.
-It takes Shadow Milk a very long time to get used to the affections you share with him and even longer for him to trust that they are true. He hasnāt trusted in a very long time, and while he is willing to give you a chance, that doesnāt mean he isnāt scared to do so.
-The best way to describe your love is slow and steady. Itās little steps forward at the pace that Shadow Milk has set for the three of you.
-He allows you in first, believe it or not. The history between him and Pure Vanilla is hard on him, and it makes him more jumpy around the well-meaning cookie. He talks to you about things you wouldnāt expect him to, like his past and his struggles with changing things after all heās done.
-He tells you tales of when he was a young cookie, and he shares knowledge of the world with you. He has such a vulnerable look on his face when he talks about it, soft and almost remorseful as he discusses his people and his friends.Ā
-He worries youāll reject him or shame him for the things heās done wrong, but you donāt. You just listen and ask questions and smile so sweetly at him, and he feels guilty for feeling the way he does about you.Ā
-Youāll have to introduce Pure Vanilla to these little quiet sessions, and it has to be after getting Shadow Milkās explicit consent, or else heāll block you out. Heās less open with Pure Vanilla there, but the more he shows, the more comfortable Shadow Milk gets.Ā
-Eventually, these meetings become more intimate, sharing more personal things amongst yourselves. Talking about feelings naturally things lean into more flirty comments and romantic gestures until the three of you are comfortable enough to lay atop each other while discussing the world together.
-It spooks Shadow Milk that neither of them rebuff his advances and that you seem to encourage his flirting with your partner. He wonāt bring it up, though. Heās more than happy to have the benefits of you two without the real deal, so long as it doesnāt mess things up for him.
-Yes, as expected, you and Pure Vanilla have to proposition him⦠but youād already understood that. After so long of your little routine, the two of you feel that itās time to ask him if heād like to join your relationship ā not as a third, but as a genuine missing part of both of you. He was Pure Vanillaās soulmate, and you were his other half. Did that not also mean you were Shadow Milkās other half, too?
-Itās not something he can argue with easily, even with his limitless knowledge. So, with no grievances to speak of and no want to complain, he accepts your proposition, making the three of you an official couple.
-As a couple, youāre a very odd trio. Shadow Milk, despite being on the road to redemption, is still very opposite of Pure Vanilla and yourself. Heās a trickster, and heās not exactly nice to be around, so other cookies find your relationship to be strange. Whatever makes you happyā¦
-Shadow Milk thrives on getting under Pure Vanillaās skin, no matter how much he loves him, so itās very often that he does something thatāll get the normally patient cookie heated. Heāll do the same to you, but if you tell him off, heāll stop and listen to you like a good little boyfriend.
-Pure Vanilla usually sighs these little things he does off; he finds it endearing more than exhausting, but he wonāt lie and say it doesnāt bother him that Shadow Milk is so well-behaved for you and not him. He pouts and sighs about it, but donāt be fooled, this is just his way of getting you to dote on him and tell Shadow Milk off again.
-Despite how much they care about each other, they are highly competitive. You tend to be the victim of these little competitions of theirs, purely because of how close they are to you.
-The most typical of these is them trying to one-up one another in displays of affection. Theyāre both big on gift-giving, so you can expect plenty of gifts. If Pure Vanilla gets you a cute little trinket, Shadow Milk is handmaking you a cute little dolly to remind you of him. Shadow Milk gets you flowers, Pure Vanilla has your favorites planted in their own little section in the kingdom gardens. They just have to prove to the other that theyāre better at the craft of being your partner.
-Donāt worry, though; they do love each other a lot. This is just how they show their affection to each other. When you are literally with your other half, you get under their skin because you know them so well. Normal affection isnāt easy for either of them, so this is how they chose to show the other they care.
-Shadow Milk is more physically affectionate, while Pure Vanilla is more verbally affectionate. They make up for each other's weak spots in affection toward you, working in tandem to make sure you donāt feel left out or unloved by either party.
-Shadow Milk will carry you around the kingdom or dance around the gardens with you, tugging you close and holding you tightly as if you may disappear from his grasp at any moment. Pure Vanilla hums sweet nothings into your ear, telling you all the things he adores about you, talking to you as if you are the most precious thing on all of earthbread.
-When they are together, you never feel as though you are an outsider to two soulmates, but instead a part of them that they cannot bear to lose. They are both softer to you than they are with each other because they need you to know just how loved you are. If you ever felt left out, I think it would kill the both of them.
-They donāt get jealous of one another ā not usually, at least. Shadow Milk has a few stints here and there, but they have trust and respect in each other. However, the jealousy issues they have individually increase quite a bit because they feed off one another a lot.
-Again, they have no real reason to doubt your loyalty, and they do trust you. No other cookie is much of a threat to either of them, but they canāt help it. When they see you smiling and enjoying yourself with someone who isnāt them? They get annoyed, and they express that annoyance to each other, and they mutually agree that theyāre totally in the right in their feelings. (Shadow Milk has to press Pure Vanilla on it, but he caves pretty quickly.)
-Shadow Milk is the type to directly insert himself into the situation, making it very clear that you are taken. Pure Vanilla will come in a little later, but also make it very known that you are not on the market, nor will you ever be again. Itās intimidating. Even being in the same area as this goes down is enough to freak the average cookie out.
-They are also very protective of you, but I believe theyāre both laxer about your safety when you are together than when you're separate. You have two of the most powerful cookies on earthbread looking after you, theyāre pretty confident that youāre gonna be fine. Where one of them might fail, the other picks up the slack. This means they both feel more comfortable leaving you to your own devices.Ā
-Now, if something happens to you? If a stupid cookie hurts you? Oh, itās hell to pay. While Pure Vanilla is kind and forgiving, he is less so when it comes to your safety. He wonāt stop Shadow Milk when he takes things into his own hands, standing on the side and caring for you as the unfortunately stupid cookie gets their just desserts.
-Now, shall we move on to more fun things? (MDNI PAST THIS POINT)
i love sandwiches
and so what if I get incredibly horny when people are covered in blood? as if it's my fault
Sorry I imagined you tracing my future top surgery scars while saying you're playing with my seams and got so hard I passed out, do you still want me

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Thoughts on milking Shadow Milk through his ass instead of riding him?
GET THE STRAP! GET THE STRAP
His reaction? At first, itās pure mockery. His usual cocky, dramatic selfāgrinning wide, tossing his jester hat aside, pacing in a slow circle around you like youāve just brought him a toy. "Ohhh~? Whatās this, sweetheart? Planning on topping me tonight?"
He laughsālow, sharp, confident. But thereās a waver to it. Because even as heās teasing, his eyes keep darting to the strap. The size. The intention. The fact that youāre serious.
Smut incoming/ MDNI
YOU DONāT UNDERSTAND. I NEED TO DESTROY THIS BLUE TWINK.
i have been locked on in on tomodachi life recently, so imagine my surprise when i see that shadow milk and pure vanilla HAD A BABY??!!
as soon as i saw that, i knew i had to make my favourite fankid; @erealinasanās Tres Leches cookie!
let me know how i did, i hope you like it š„¹
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