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I'm gonna be honest chat after being exposed to ovenbreak stories I'm kinda "meh" about cookie run kingdom stories 😔i haven't been drawing a lotta crk art hence why this blog is dead as fuuuuuck since its primarily kingdom focused
anyways. smorks blunt. hunt my second blog for sport and you might find me desiring ovenbreak cookies carnally
keep forgetting to mention it but I do have a second cookie run blog; it's primarily oc stuff, non cookie run kingdom stuff (like ovenbreak), or doodles that aren't worth putting on this blog
I won't be linking it, as it's quite frankly much funnier if you find it out in the wild, but just be aware if you see art that looks like mine but posted by a different blog it might be me 🫡
It's been a while; I haven't forgotten my AUs I've just been focusing on other things. I do have a second Spouse of Knowledge fic plotted out that I'll hopefully get done someday.
Ao3 version is here
A: Attraction (What do they find attractive in a partner?)
Pristine Milk finds curiosity attractive. The unwaverable appetite for knowledge no matter how useless that knowledge may be, the never ending search for little facts that do nothing for you other than just something to know. He also values someone who finds wonder in little things, like how a butterfly flaps its wings or the way the wind blows. He takes a lot of things for granted, so having someone who will stop to appreciate the little things is valuable.
B: Banter (How playful is your relationship?)
He can be very playful at times, especially after abandoning his title as the Fount of Knowledge. He loves playing minor pranks on his partner and adores it when they play them back on him. Without all of the stress of being an emissary he's become far more relaxed and shows it, even going as far as dragging his partner back into bed if he's not quite ready to start his day (and ignoring you pushing at his head to get him off).
C: Celebrate (How do they celebrate special events?)
Pristine Milk prefers his own milestones to be quiet (his "birth", for example), but if its a shared milestone or solely yours he goes all out. Star Sapphire and Sweet Apple help but he's the sole culprit behind planning. All of your favorite foods, decorations relevant to your interests no matter how odd, every gift he could possible think to get and buy, he even allows visitors to the Spire so you can have your friends with you (though… they are blindfolded by Star Sapphire and Sweet Apple when led there).
Overall he's still showy just like his corrupted variant would be, but it's less about him and more about you.
D: Dates (What are dates with them like?)
Dates with Pristine Milk are often quiet, reading together, watching a movie, taking a walk, mundane things that don't require too much energy or going out. Though he's not opposed to going out to restaurants or the whatnot, he just prefers quite time with you and him.
And, on occasion, the kids if its a family event like a theme park.
E: Entranced (What about you mesmerizes them?)
At first it wasn't much, but the more he got to know you the more it was everything about you. The way you talk about the things that interest you, the little habits you might not notice like chewing on your pen or your lip or the way you fidget with the pages of books, small little minute tidbits that can easily be overlooked by others are things that he zones in on now.
He focuses on the little things that make you "you".
F: Feelings (When did they get them?)
His feelings were a slow burn of over 400 years. You going from a simple curiosity and pet project to see if he could "rehabilitate" a so called "human" into a cookie, to a friend, to a lover.
His feelings built up gradually from just being excited to see you and relax and be a normal cookie and not a god to being genuinely upset if you were too busy to spend time with him. He doesn't acknowledge those feelings until you finally leave, and then it all crashes on him at once.
It's not that he was in denial, either. It's that he hadn't experienced any of those feelings before and couldn't recognize or categorize them.
G: Gifts (What gifts do they give you?)
Typically books, though he does branch out into things he'd crafted by hand (plushies, paintings, clothes). Everything is relevant to your interests and themed around them. He also favors useful gifts over pointless things that take up space, so the plushies were enchanted to be able to assist with small tasks.
H: Health (How do they take care of you when injured or ill?)
Being a former emissary he was actually baked resilient to diseases, so he gets clingy when you're sick and not feeling well. There is no getting rid of him when you're bed ridden, and he only teleports out for a few minutes to fetch you food and medication before rushing back.
With injuries he's even more clingy, as the risk of somebody realizing you aren't bleeding jam is far too great and he's not about to have some… unfavorable suspects target you for nefarious reasons. Due to your magical resistance healing magic is ineffective so he deals with your injuries the old fashioned way of "close the wound with dressing and ensure that it remains clean". Pristine Milk also no longer allows you to do much of anything that could put stress on the wound or your body and if given the chance would carry you around the entire Spire in his arms.
I: Idealistic (What is their ideal life with you like?)
Marriage with a small family, though he's already achieved both so he's technically living the dream. He'd prefer to move away from the Spire, but due to circumstances outside of his control (nightmares of corrupted versions of himself sneaking through one of the Spires time rifts and the Spire itself calling out to him) he just accepts that living in the Spire is a necessity. He at least still has his little family of you and his students, with plans of finding a way to have a biological child through magical means.
J: Jealousy (How jealous are they?)
It heavily depends on if its a mortal fling or not, with mortals he understands they're a small part of your life (maybe around 80 to 100 years) while he has you for eternity, but if its another immortal cookie flirting with you he becomes a bit more jealous.
Though he also has to deal with the knowledge that his own soul jam visits you in your dreams, but it's not like he can do anything about that jealousy.
K: Kiss (What are kisses with them like?)
Soft and sweet and most often chaste, he gives kisses often but they're so innocent it makes you giggly and giddy the rest of the day. His favorite places to kiss you are on the hands and anywhere on your face. He adores taking advantage of your height difference to press kisses to your forehead when you aren't paying attention.
Pristine Milk's lips taste a little like blueberry and are very smooth.
L: Love (How do they show that they love you?)
Little actions that show that he's thinking of you, things like making you coffee or tea, having the book you were reading moved to your favorite seating area before you even realize you forgot it, having a bath drawn when you look exhausted.
He also shows affection through physical touch, like resting his hand on your back when he's standing next to you or wrapping his arm around your waist.
M: Misunderstanding (How do they handle a misunderstanding in the relationship?)
Despite being like 2000+ years old Pristine Milk can be childish at times. He'll throw tantrums if you upset him too much or sulk if he gets too jealous, and it takes a lot of pampering for him to not whine about his "mistreatment".
Despite his childish nature he isn't stupid; he can parse when it's a genuine misunderstanding caused by miscommunication and will react maturely about it.
N: Nourishment (Who does the cooking and caretaking?)
Pristine Milk is the one who handles a vast majority of the cooking, this is in spite of the fact that he doesn't eat much or at all since the Soul Jam supplies most of his energy. He finds the act of cooking and cleaning to be relaxing, a menial task that doesn't require the use of his brain outside of remembering recipes, occasional conversions if he's making a smaller portion, or what cleaning chemical is safe for cookie use and what's only safe for him to use.
Of course he isn't opposed to you handling it, but will often distract you so he can take over.
O: Observant (How good are they at reading you?)
He's gotten extremely good at reading you over the centuries you've known each other, and he can always tell when you're upset before you've even fully registered that you're upset. He also recognizes the sparkle of curiosity or mischief in your eyes when you're about to go down a rabbit hole of useless information and prepares snacks and drinks accordingly.
P: Pet Names (What do they call you)
My love, my dear, my muse, all sorts of sappy shit. He does frequently use the possessive "my" but will sometimes drop it.
Q: Quality Time (How do they spend their down time with you?)
Reading primarily, though he does enjoy lazing about in bed with you as well. Takes full advantage of his portals to quickly and easily grab whatever could be needed, whether its food or drinks. He does tend to get pouty when your free time ends and you have to get back to work. Pristine Milk even goes as far as latching onto you so you're forced to drag him half out of bed to get away.
R: Romance (How romantic are they?)
Extremely romantic. Primarily in the little ways that show you that he's always thinking about you. Fixing your favorite beverage so its fresh for you, leaving your favorite snacks in your favorite reading spots, leaving you hand written notes wishing you the best day possible.
S: Sacrifice (What are they willing to give up for you?)
Pristine Milk gave up everything for you, his title as the Fount of Knowledge, his position as an emissary of the witches, he was even willing to give up his Soul Jam and live as a normal cookie with you. Pristine Milk was willing to sacrifice anything and everything to keep you, and went through with that promise by cloaking the Spire in mist so it's entirely hidden from all of cookiekind so he could run away to explore the world with you.
He was even willing to risk his very dough by locking it under the silver tree, just to ensure Earthbread was safe for you to enjoy to the fullest, though that thankfully ended up being unnecessary.
T: Temper (Do they get upset with you?)
Very rarely will he get genuinely upset with you, the last time was when you'd had arguments about giving up his title as Fount.
When he does get upset with you he tries to communicate it plainly, though if it's something extremely minor he will be a drama queen about it just to get more of your attention.
U: Understanding (How well do they understand you?)
He sometimes struggles to understand you due to cultural differences and the fact that you fairly regularly reference human things. He does absolutely adore learning to understand you though. He has a whole series of notebooks solely dedicated to writing down your odd habits and sayings.
V: Vent (How open are they about their emotions?)
At first he's still fairly closed off, but he has slowly learned to open up. Pristine Milk wants to value open communication, and that also involves he himself opening up about his emotions and feelings.
It takes a couple hundred years but he does eventually tell you about his full past, describing the witches and their roles.
W: Wild Card
Pristine Milk is constantly fighting for your attention; primarily due to the fact that the Light of Deceit, Light of Truth, and the Spire are all also vying for your attention and affections. The Lights regularly visit you in your dreams and the Spire itself favors you and shows it by shuffling the rooms to your benefit.
If Pristine Milk ever upsets you he immediately gets lost in the Spire with it moving rooms and adjusting hallways so he never makes it to his goal. It also changes every portrait in the halls to be of you, just to remind him he fucked up.
X: XOXO (How physically affectionate are they?)
Extremely affectionate. He loves holding you or touching you in some way, whether it be holding you from behind to rest his chin on your head or holding your hand and rubbing the back of it with his thumb. He gets especially clingy when jealous, practically wrapping himself around your body possessively.
He also loves it when you reciprocate, and fully expects you to shower him in kisses.
Y: Yearning (Do they miss you?)
Every day, every hour, every second you're away. He sends you constant letters when you're away and sometimes even teleports to you specifically to get his fill of attention, even if it uses up all his energy to travel to another continent.
Z: Zzz (What is it like sharing a bed?)
He's extremely clingy and loves spooning, so even if you try to push him away in your sleep he clings desperately. He runs a little on the colder side, so if you run hot when you sleep he's a wonderful sleeping partner. If you run cold you'll probably need extra blankets to survive.
He thankfully doesn't snore or anything, though he does drool a bit in his sleep.
It's been a while; I haven't forgotten my AUs I've just been focusing on other things. I do have a second Spouse of Knowledge fic plotted out that I'll hopefully get done someday.
Ao3 version is here
A: Attraction (What do they find attractive in a partner?)
Pristine Milk finds curiosity attractive. The unwaverable appetite for knowledge no matter how useless that knowledge may be, the never ending search for little facts that do nothing for you other than just something to know. He also values someone who finds wonder in little things, like how a butterfly flaps its wings or the way the wind blows. He takes a lot of things for granted, so having someone who will stop to appreciate the little things is valuable.
B: Banter (How playful is your relationship?)
He can be very playful at times, especially after abandoning his title as the Fount of Knowledge. He loves playing minor pranks on his partner and adores it when they play them back on him. Without all of the stress of being an emissary he's become far more relaxed and shows it, even going as far as dragging his partner back into bed if he's not quite ready to start his day (and ignoring you pushing at his head to get him off).
C: Celebrate (How do they celebrate special events?)
Pristine Milk prefers his own milestones to be quiet (his "birth", for example), but if its a shared milestone or solely yours he goes all out. Star Sapphire and Sweet Apple help but he's the sole culprit behind planning. All of your favorite foods, decorations relevant to your interests no matter how odd, every gift he could possible think to get and buy, he even allows visitors to the Spire so you can have your friends with you (though… they are blindfolded by Star Sapphire and Sweet Apple when led there).
Overall he's still showy just like his corrupted variant would be, but it's less about him and more about you.
D: Dates (What are dates with them like?)
Dates with Pristine Milk are often quiet, reading together, watching a movie, taking a walk, mundane things that don't require too much energy or going out. Though he's not opposed to going out to restaurants or the whatnot, he just prefers quite time with you and him.
And, on occasion, the kids if its a family event like a theme park.
E: Entranced (What about you mesmerizes them?)
At first it wasn't much, but the more he got to know you the more it was everything about you. The way you talk about the things that interest you, the little habits you might not notice like chewing on your pen or your lip or the way you fidget with the pages of books, small little minute tidbits that can easily be overlooked by others are things that he zones in on now.
He focuses on the little things that make you "you".
F: Feelings (When did they get them?)
His feelings were a slow burn of over 400 years. You going from a simple curiosity and pet project to see if he could "rehabilitate" a so called "human" into a cookie, to a friend, to a lover.
His feelings built up gradually from just being excited to see you and relax and be a normal cookie and not a god to being genuinely upset if you were too busy to spend time with him. He doesn't acknowledge those feelings until you finally leave, and then it all crashes on him at once.
It's not that he was in denial, either. It's that he hadn't experienced any of those feelings before and couldn't recognize or categorize them.
G: Gifts (What gifts do they give you?)
Typically books, though he does branch out into things he'd crafted by hand (plushies, paintings, clothes). Everything is relevant to your interests and themed around them. He also favors useful gifts over pointless things that take up space, so the plushies were enchanted to be able to assist with small tasks.
H: Health (How do they take care of you when injured or ill?)
Being a former emissary he was actually baked resilient to diseases, so he gets clingy when you're sick and not feeling well. There is no getting rid of him when you're bed ridden, and he only teleports out for a few minutes to fetch you food and medication before rushing back.
With injuries he's even more clingy, as the risk of somebody realizing you aren't bleeding jam is far too great and he's not about to have some… unfavorable suspects target you for nefarious reasons. Due to your magical resistance healing magic is ineffective so he deals with your injuries the old fashioned way of "close the wound with dressing and ensure that it remains clean". Pristine Milk also no longer allows you to do much of anything that could put stress on the wound or your body and if given the chance would carry you around the entire Spire in his arms.
I: Idealistic (What is their ideal life with you like?)
Marriage with a small family, though he's already achieved both so he's technically living the dream. He'd prefer to move away from the Spire, but due to circumstances outside of his control (nightmares of corrupted versions of himself sneaking through one of the Spires time rifts and the Spire itself calling out to him) he just accepts that living in the Spire is a necessity. He at least still has his little family of you and his students, with plans of finding a way to have a biological child through magical means.
J: Jealousy (How jealous are they?)
It heavily depends on if its a mortal fling or not, with mortals he understands they're a small part of your life (maybe around 80 to 100 years) while he has you for eternity, but if its another immortal cookie flirting with you he becomes a bit more jealous.
Though he also has to deal with the knowledge that his own soul jam visits you in your dreams, but it's not like he can do anything about that jealousy.
K: Kiss (What are kisses with them like?)
Soft and sweet and most often chaste, he gives kisses often but they're so innocent it makes you giggly and giddy the rest of the day. His favorite places to kiss you are on the hands and anywhere on your face. He adores taking advantage of your height difference to press kisses to your forehead when you aren't paying attention.
Pristine Milk's lips taste a little like blueberry and are very smooth.
L: Love (How do they show that they love you?)
Little actions that show that he's thinking of you, things like making you coffee or tea, having the book you were reading moved to your favorite seating area before you even realize you forgot it, having a bath drawn when you look exhausted.
He also shows affection through physical touch, like resting his hand on your back when he's standing next to you or wrapping his arm around your waist.
M: Misunderstanding (How do they handle a misunderstanding in the relationship?)
Despite being like 2000+ years old Pristine Milk can be childish at times. He'll throw tantrums if you upset him too much or sulk if he gets too jealous, and it takes a lot of pampering for him to not whine about his "mistreatment".
Despite his childish nature he isn't stupid; he can parse when it's a genuine misunderstanding caused by miscommunication and will react maturely about it.
N: Nourishment (Who does the cooking and caretaking?)
Pristine Milk is the one who handles a vast majority of the cooking, this is in spite of the fact that he doesn't eat much or at all since the Soul Jam supplies most of his energy. He finds the act of cooking and cleaning to be relaxing, a menial task that doesn't require the use of his brain outside of remembering recipes, occasional conversions if he's making a smaller portion, or what cleaning chemical is safe for cookie use and what's only safe for him to use.
Of course he isn't opposed to you handling it, but will often distract you so he can take over.
O: Observant (How good are they at reading you?)
He's gotten extremely good at reading you over the centuries you've known each other, and he can always tell when you're upset before you've even fully registered that you're upset. He also recognizes the sparkle of curiosity or mischief in your eyes when you're about to go down a rabbit hole of useless information and prepares snacks and drinks accordingly.
P: Pet Names (What do they call you)
My love, my dear, my muse, all sorts of sappy shit. He does frequently use the possessive "my" but will sometimes drop it.
Q: Quality Time (How do they spend their down time with you?)
Reading primarily, though he does enjoy lazing about in bed with you as well. Takes full advantage of his portals to quickly and easily grab whatever could be needed, whether its food or drinks. He does tend to get pouty when your free time ends and you have to get back to work. Pristine Milk even goes as far as latching onto you so you're forced to drag him half out of bed to get away.
R: Romance (How romantic are they?)
Extremely romantic. Primarily in the little ways that show you that he's always thinking about you. Fixing your favorite beverage so its fresh for you, leaving your favorite snacks in your favorite reading spots, leaving you hand written notes wishing you the best day possible.
S: Sacrifice (What are they willing to give up for you?)
Pristine Milk gave up everything for you, his title as the Fount of Knowledge, his position as an emissary of the witches, he was even willing to give up his Soul Jam and live as a normal cookie with you. Pristine Milk was willing to sacrifice anything and everything to keep you, and went through with that promise by cloaking the Spire in mist so it's entirely hidden from all of cookiekind so he could run away to explore the world with you.
He was even willing to risk his very dough by locking it under the silver tree, just to ensure Earthbread was safe for you to enjoy to the fullest, though that thankfully ended up being unnecessary.
T: Temper (Do they get upset with you?)
Very rarely will he get genuinely upset with you, the last time was when you'd had arguments about giving up his title as Fount.
When he does get upset with you he tries to communicate it plainly, though if it's something extremely minor he will be a drama queen about it just to get more of your attention.
U: Understanding (How well do they understand you?)
He sometimes struggles to understand you due to cultural differences and the fact that you fairly regularly reference human things. He does absolutely adore learning to understand you though. He has a whole series of notebooks solely dedicated to writing down your odd habits and sayings.
V: Vent (How open are they about their emotions?)
At first he's still fairly closed off, but he has slowly learned to open up. Pristine Milk wants to value open communication, and that also involves he himself opening up about his emotions and feelings.
It takes a couple hundred years but he does eventually tell you about his full past, describing the witches and their roles.
W: Wild Card
Pristine Milk is constantly fighting for your attention; primarily due to the fact that the Light of Deceit, Light of Truth, and the Spire are all also vying for your attention and affections. The Lights regularly visit you in your dreams and the Spire itself favors you and shows it by shuffling the rooms to your benefit.
If Pristine Milk ever upsets you he immediately gets lost in the Spire with it moving rooms and adjusting hallways so he never makes it to his goal. It also changes every portrait in the halls to be of you, just to remind him he fucked up.
X: XOXO (How physically affectionate are they?)
Extremely affectionate. He loves holding you or touching you in some way, whether it be holding you from behind to rest his chin on your head or holding your hand and rubbing the back of it with his thumb. He gets especially clingy when jealous, practically wrapping himself around your body possessively.
He also loves it when you reciprocate, and fully expects you to shower him in kisses.
Y: Yearning (Do they miss you?)
Every day, every hour, every second you're away. He sends you constant letters when you're away and sometimes even teleports to you specifically to get his fill of attention, even if it uses up all his energy to travel to another continent.
Z: Zzz (What is it like sharing a bed?)
He's extremely clingy and loves spooning, so even if you try to push him away in your sleep he clings desperately. He runs a little on the colder side, so if you run hot when you sleep he's a wonderful sleeping partner. If you run cold you'll probably need extra blankets to survive.
He thankfully doesn't snore or anything, though he does drool a bit in his sleep.
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What are your objectively correct opinions on Truth and Freedom
my objectively correct opinion is that White Lily doesn't represent freedom like. at all. Her ENTIRE storyline is about the Truth of cookiekind, and they never go into how knowing that truth would actually, genuinely benefit cookiekind to know or how it'd relate to freedom.
She genuinely would've worked better with the soul jam of truth because she better parallels shadow milk as well. Shadow Milk's whole schtick of "sweet lies are better than harsh truths" would work way better against White Lily who found the harsh truth and was fucked up because of it, in a way proving him right. White Lily having to fight with whether or not her learning the truth was actually a good thing or if she should've just ignored the truth she valued so much would've also been more interesting than what we got with PV imo.
Pure Vanilla also works as a parallel to Silent Salt, both were leaders who sacrificed themselves to seal away a great evil just for that evil to be released later anyways, as well as having to carry a secret related to that evil (Silent Salt hiding that he was the one who sealed them and not the witches vs Pure Vanilla hiding that Dark Enchantress was White Lily). Pv and Silent salt are also both leaders who lost the people they lead tragically due to war, and Pv represents solidarity fairly well with how he leads others and wants the best for them (I know technically freedom isn't solidarity but the whole point of awakenings is that they begin to represent both in a way).
Dark Enchantress represents freedom FAR BETTER than White Lily does as well, since her goal can be summed up to freeing cookiekind from the witches, i genuinely think Dark Enchantress should've been allowed to keep the soul jam of freedom since she does fall in line with freedom even if its in a way people declare is wrong.
Idk maybe White Lily's whole deal makes more sense in the original untranslated text but to me she's always represented the Truth more than Freedom and Pv represented Freedom more than Truth.
Of course that's just my opinion, people are free to disagree all they want but an opinion is an opinion and its not like Devsis is going to see this and change the whole damn story
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I feel like i should mention that the corrupted ancients au is NOT like my typical aus, there is no reader insert element to it. Obviously I'll still indulge in reader insert stuff with the au but canonically there is no y/n.
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