vampire and shark enthusiast (inactive)

hey sorry i can't come to that thing on saturday. yeah im being executed on friday. yeah it's because i made a joke but it came off as way meaner than i expected. if you want we could grab coffee thursday though. huh? oh a million billion explosions. yeah seemed a little much to me too but whatever.

whenever u sleep poorly just remember that the hot transgenders in your phone would look at ur dark circles and swoon

i put in hte wolfwood and hes so awesome for saving indigenous people

reblogged this for the first time but a week ago and I feel like he’s been in my life all along

friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.