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I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

Must feel good as fuck for the video game NPC when the player character starts running/jumping circles around them excitedly.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

love how every artistic depiction of the round table seems to have a different idea of how the table is round

the round table. the hoop shaped table. the curved table. the donut shaped table.

Can I get an example of what a hoop shaped table is?

what if we melted together to create a greater whole while no one was looking and we were both broken cookies....