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my hands hurt

I have GOT to stop spending $30

he's also greatly overestimating how much design work actually goes into most products like that

I have a hard time at family dinners bc I'll be like "today I learned about the different methods of whale euthanasia and body disposal :)" and then they won't want to follow the conversational thread with me.......even though I have so much to share....

I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!