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Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

More characters ending disabled and happy NOW

fuck human expressions of anger. bring back growling. bring back snarling. lets snarl at each other.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

for sale. baby shoes. worn regularly. frankly i'm a little concerned they're six inch heels and i don't know how that works. the baby is serving. i don't know when this started. i feel that i may be losing my grip on reality. the baby isn't even that big i don't know how an average-sized baby's shoes can have six inch heels. who made these shoes.