my brain is on fire

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

hey so can somebody please do something about all of this

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit of extra fabric! The second rule of sewing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

beautiful day to think about what you had and can no longer have

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre