(let me see your teeth)

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.

The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.

btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.

all hail william the werewolf, proto-enby

Diversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei

everyone is always yelling at george being mean to him but sorry he wrote jaime lannister he wrote brienne of tarth nothing else matters he could do nothing else for the rest of his life it wouldnt matter because he wrote jaime lannister and he wrote brienne of tarth

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys