its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

what is the coal doing to the water

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

the lion does not concern herself with papa