Potatoes are my friends

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

I want everybody in my life who told me Mothra shouldn’t have a “roar” or “cry” to pay me in chocolate right now.

MOTH ANGY

(X)

I NEEDED THIS

I just love how abusers will go “oh yeah? well I had hardships in life so I have EVERY RIGHT to brutalize a child!” literally in the face of the children they personally traumatized and the defenders and deniers will still go “oh they had no idea they were abusing you :) their intentions were best!” like get your fucking stories together both of you are disgusting liars

YEAH

okay so who else had the only option of expressing love for your mom in doing thousands household chores so “she wouldn’t have to” and could only hope that mom in some unexplained way loved them back but then when you wanted to refuse to do a chore for the father bc he’s a jerk he would go “are you gonna make your poor mother do it?!?!?!” (you know, like you decide what is done in the family and not him lmao) and then you would budge because no you don’t want your poor mom dealing with this and basically thats how both parents tricked you into working for them constantly while none of them felt remotely bad abt putting you thru shit you were trying to save them from

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Found what?

This Legendary post

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

LEGENDARY POST. LEGENDARY POST. LEGENDARY POST. LEGENDARY POST.

ANCIENT GEM

NO WAY

I cannot prove with any acceptable degree of certainty that the first 5 are all different people but I am reasonably certain the 6th is.

that was...intense

UH UH UH UH UH 

this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit

Oh the cannonball ain’t nothin compared to the esparto incident.

The what now

LMFAO nobody can rival the power of the mythbusters

I’ve seen people talk about how adam and jamie are the polar opposite in energies but the build team operated on the same wavelength 90% of the time and that wavelength was “kaboom.”

The face of ignorance 😂

😂😂😂😂

Jesus

His ‘You… you dont know that? Okay.’ Kills me everytime 😂

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.

On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL

It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg

I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

I thought yall meant tom and jerry the cat and mouse i was so confused

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

@rip-its-kayla

he’s not valid

who isn’t?

the nsa agent reading this :)

Imagine working hard all day, doing what you can to keep the citizens of your country safe, getting home and thinking “time to unwind! I might check my tumblr dash” only to find this

i diagnose you with bitch

imagine being a grown adult NSA agent and being sincerely wounded by a tumblr post saying youre not valid

I just imagined So many scenarios to cause that grief. Like… What if the NSA agent was Trans? And he checks his Tumblr dash to find a long-ass post of reblogs saying he’s not valid. Or What if the guy is already being harassed at work, being told “Kill yourself” “You’re nothing.” “You’ll never belong here with us.” And he comes home to spend the evening with his 2 daughters and son, as he’s an only parent, and his youngest daughter shows him this post that says, “He’s not valid.” [Who’s not valid?] “The NSA agent reading this.” And then he goes and takes his hunting rifle and goes out into his backyard, positions the barrel beneath his chin, and empties a shell. He left behind a son and 2 girls, because a tumblr post pushed him over the edge because of his work environment.

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file